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Post by hedge » Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:06 am

"At least I believe Jesus was a real dude...I don't know about this Noah fella."

At least we know Methuselum is real. He posts in here...
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hedge wrote:"At least I believe Jesus was a real dude...I don't know about this Noah fella."

At least we know Methuselum is real. He posts in here...

heh

20 years from now if we are still posting, some punk kid is gonna crack on us like that
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Post by hedge » Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:12 am

I play poker every week with the MIF's oldest daughter's boyfriend and his friends, I already know how Crotch feels...
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Post by eCat » Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:21 am

hedge wrote:I play poker every week with the MIF's oldest daughter's boyfriend and his friends, I already know how Crotch feels...
you must feel really good about that $7.00 in quarters you hustle from them every week
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:22 am

You itch for young men too?

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Post by BigRedMan » Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:23 am

Must be a bitch carrying that jar of change each Saturday morning to the Coinstar machine in the local Piggly Wiggly.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Post by hedge » Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:55 pm

It's not high stakes by any means, basically a $10 buy in, usually 8 to 10 guys. Sometimes we'll up it to $15. Also allow anybody to buy back in for less chips if they go out before the first blind increase. One guy actually did that a few weeks ago and ended up winning. But he did it twice last week and lost early...
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Post by hedge » Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:59 pm

I drew quad 3's the other week, won a pretty big pot, some other guy had a full house. He was pissed...
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Post by Saint » Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:03 pm

did you Doc Holliday him?

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Post by Owlman » Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:05 pm

eCat wrote:I watched Winter Soldier, Non Stop, and Rise of the 300 on the plane

I thought all of them were good popcorn movies. Rise of the 300 is just a remake of 300 but from the point of view of the sea battle that went on while Leonidas fought at the hot gates.

Non-Stop is Neeson doing what Neeson does, just in the confines of a plane and Winter Soldier is ..well..another comic book movie.
showing a plane crisis while on the plane (or were you on your laptop), is just so Airplane
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Post by hedge » Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:16 pm

"did you Doc Holliday him?"

I know, let's have a spelling bee...
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Post by eCat » Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:34 pm

Owlman wrote:
eCat wrote:I watched Winter Soldier, Non Stop, and Rise of the 300 on the plane

I thought all of them were good popcorn movies. Rise of the 300 is just a remake of 300 but from the point of view of the sea battle that went on while Leonidas fought at the hot gates.

Non-Stop is Neeson doing what Neeson does, just in the confines of a plane and Winter Soldier is ..well..another comic book movie.
showing a plane crisis while on the plane (or were you on your laptop), is just so Airplane
the southwest steward noted that I was watching it but I think he was more interested in how I got it on my phone
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by eCat » Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:55 pm

I just read that Mickey Rooney's estate was valued at $18,000 at the time of his death.
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Post by sardis » Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:41 pm

I think he went to court and was asking for protection from some relatives who were stealing from him.

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Post by hedge » Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:00 am

He was 95 years old. He should've been disappointed if he hadn't taught his heirs to have left him any more than that at that age...
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Post by eCat » Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:12 am

he had like 8 kids and a a few step kids.

he left the 18K with his maid. He didn't dislike his own kids but they all had jobs so he left the money or whatever it was to the maid.

pretty sad I guess.
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Post by hedge » Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:40 am

Married 8 times...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:43 am

he cheated on Ava Gardner when she was in the hospital having surgery

has the hottest woman in hollywood and he's gonna pork some other chick.
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Post by hedge » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:04 am

Ava was a knockout. From everything I've read, pretty fun to hang out with, too. Cursed like a sailor and a bawdy sense of humor. Smoked like a chimney, but I think they all did back then. She was born and raised a few miles down the road from DS's childhood stomping grounds...
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Post by eCat » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:09 am

yea I read where she had a museum in Wilson, North Carolina

Cecil B. Demille hired a speech coach for her and they worked with her for 5 months so they could speak. They said they didn't understand a word she said when they first met her. A sharecroppers daughter from Carolina.

I really respect those starlets from the 40's because it was a natural beauty. You couldn't fake much back then.
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