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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Saint » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:50 am

the problem with meth is you don't feel like you're having fun when you're doing it. you think you're being productive and getting shit done, when you're just being batshit crazy. at least with coke, you're having fun until you drop off the point where you go batshit crazy.

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by hedge » Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:07 pm

"he never took the stand--I didnt have a lawyer i was subpoenad by the DA to testify against the guy."

I was talking about the questions the DA had you to answer...
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Post by hedge » Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:09 pm

A good rule of thumb is to avoid any highly processed white powders. Sugar, flour, cocaine, meth, heroin, etc...
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by crashcourse » Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:46 pm

hedge wrote:"he never took the stand--I didnt have a lawyer i was subpoenad by the DA to testify against the guy."

I was talking about the questions the DA had you to answer...

so i shouldnt answer what i found in my car?

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by hedge » Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:10 pm

Goddamn, man, I'm saying I'm glad it wasn't me when you go to the part where you said that no, you didn't loan your car to a crackhead and no, you don't typically keep syriiges/multiple lighters/and remnants of pot all over the car on a regular basis...
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by crashcourse » Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:11 pm

oh






nevermind

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 25, 2014 6:50 pm

I can understand the tennis balls. Up at the County jail I once resided the outside rec area for medium security was just on the other side of the parking lot on the other side of the building. Mind you it's a county jail. People would fill the tennis balls up with weed, meth, whatever & throw it over the roof into the rec area and up against the back fence. It got to the point where they had to razor wire the back fence to snag the balls and drew a red line a few feet away that if you crossed, you went to the hole.

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Post by crashcourse » Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:40 pm

I still have those tennisballs in our trunk

sounds like I need to take a closer look at them

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Over the next 24 hours there may be some intermittent connectivity problems with this site, due to some server upgrades according to our webhost.
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Post by hedge » Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:31 am

I'm holding you responsible...
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Perhaps I'll just ban you for a day and blame it on the webhost...
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We could use this place as a shelter for the day.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:39 am

Nope

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Bklyn » Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:39 pm

Never heard of it before but, okay, it does sound legit...

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:43 pm

$89?

too rich for my blood
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Mon Apr 14, 2014 3:31 am

The Borgata Casino is suing one of the most famous poker players in the world, claiming he won close to $10 million by cheating with a technique called edge sorting.

The suit against nine-time World Series of Poker champion Phillip Ivey Jr. was filed on Tuesday in federal court. The Borgata, in essence, accuses Ivey of exploiting a manufacturer defect when he noticed some of the playing cards used in the casino had different edges.

According to the AP:

The lawsuit claims that Ivey and his companion instructed a dealer to flip cards in particular ways, depending on whether it was a desirable card in baccarat. The numbers 6, 7, 8 and 9 are considered good cards. Bad cards would be flipped in different directions, so that after several hands of cards, the good ones were arranged in a certain manner - with the irregular side of the card facing in a specific direction - that Ivey could spot when they came out of the dealer chute.

The Gemaco, Inc.-manufactured playing cards were supposed to feature circles designed to look like the tops of cut diamonds, but the diamonds varied in shape, according to the lawsuit.

According to the AP, the Golden Nugget Casino has already filed suit against Gemaco, claiming gamblers were able to walk away with $1.5 million.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 14, 2014 7:23 am

They can suck it.

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:31 am

How do I post a picture somebody emailed to me?
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:39 am

Save it to photo bucket or whatever.
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