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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:27 am

AlabamAlum wrote:Auburn just hired Bruce Pearl.

he should have waited - he was going to get a better offer from other programs.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:36 am

Probably, eCat. I'll be interested in what Auburn pays him.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:41 am

Meanwhile in College Station, things are looking up as third year head coach Billy Kennedy prepares to take his Fightin' Texas Aggie basketball squad into battle in the prestigious CBI, proving that Aggie basketball is #OnOurWayUp!
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Post by innocentbystander » Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:43 am

eCat wrote:
AlabamAlum wrote:Auburn just hired Bruce Pearl.

he should have waited - he was going to get a better offer from other programs.
I would have done almost anything to get him to replace Donahue.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:08 pm

If you had offered to kill yourself, I'm sure it would've gotten done...
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Post by crotch » Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:18 pm

eCat wrote:
AlabamAlum wrote:Auburn just hired Bruce Pearl.

he should have waited - he was going to get a better offer from other programs.
Yeah, hopefully like Kentucky after Calipari bolts.

AU giving Pearl $2 million/year.

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Post by innocentbystander » Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:24 pm

hedge wrote:If you had offered to kill yourself, I'm sure it would've gotten done...

youuuuuu just worry about Providence.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:08 pm

cant seem to register for the goat pen site. keeps giving me a mobile phone box with a "flag picture+1" which seems frozen. I cant put any mobile phone number there it wont let me erase whats there.

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Post by Owlman » Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:30 pm

Bklyn wrote:Smart chin-checks Coach K...

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketb ... tournament
except that it worked. The purpose of Coach's K's rant was to get NC State in the field. And they made the field against many people's projections. Too bad August died. He would be somewhat conflicted at this point.
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Where is the goat pen bracket? Yahoo?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:40 pm

Do the brackets need to be filled out before the stupid play in games?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:43 pm

speaking of Coach K, he got T'd up for throwing a marker the other night

Coach Boeheim has a smug ass grin on his face today
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Tue Mar 18, 2014 5:02 pm

Enjoyed the 30 for 30 on the Big East the other night. In the 80's you took for granted the lineup of coaches they had.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:32 pm

hedge wrote:Except the refs are always against UNC. At least from what I've heard you say...
No just at Duke and this year htere were two games at FSU and Pitt in the ACC tourney with the no traveled called with a minutes left.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:49 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:24 am

Hell, that's Fox News, I bet they did it on purpose...
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Post by hedge » Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:37 am

From Pat Forde's best/worst case scenario for Pitt:

"Worst Case: This is Jamie Dixon, and this is the NCAA tournament. Those two things go together like Bruce Pearl and backyard barbecues – it’s bound to end badly."
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Post by hedge » Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:38 am

From Forde's best case scenario for Syracuse:

"Syracuse handles no-Embiid Kansas in the Sweet 16 and beats Florida on a Tyler Ennis teardrop at the buzzer. Back in the Final Four for the second straight year, C.J. Fair says he’ll take it from there, lighting up Michigan State. The title game is Duke-Syracuse III – Winner Take All. Fair’s winning basket is not waved off, as a Duke flop results in a no-call by Tony Greene. Jim Boeheim does not feel compelled to rush the court. In fact, he’s so pleased that his smirk gives way to a smile for upwards of 30 seconds. Ennis decides to stay in school."
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Post by hedge » Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:40 am

Worst case scenario for Cuse:

" With the guards not hitting shots, Western Michigan focuses on frustrating Fair and blocking out. The plan works, and the Orange complete the season-end swoon with an ignominious defeat in the round of 64. Boeheim caps off the debacle with his second career ejection – and second in the last month. After 25-0 start, ‘Cuse loses six of last eight. Ennis goes pro. Boeheim retires. The snow piles are still on the ground in Syracuse."
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