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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:49 pm

Does she prefer a bong or rolling papers?
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by GBJs » Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:22 pm

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Post by Hacksaw » Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:10 pm

That's only fair, when you consider how much they're paying the players.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by GBJs » Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:15 am

I was gonna leave that out, but Heh!
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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:32 pm

It's funny; our coach just beat your coach who gets paid a LOT more. Maybe you guys are way overpaying your loser.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:59 pm

Professor Tiger wrote:
It's funny; our coach just beat your coach who gets paid a LOT more. Maybe you guys are way overpaying your loser.

Wow, that was uncalled for. He made no jabs; just posted the info. It's not like he said, "pretty funny that they'd give a raise to a guy who will have to vacate his wins back down to a losing record before it's over."
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Post by GBJs » Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:00 pm

It's funny; our coach just beat your coach who gets paid a LOT more. Maybe you guys are way overpaying your loser.

If you really want to think that. AFA I'm concerned just read my signature. Or...

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Post by GBJs » Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:03 pm

Also, he has the opportunity to make more than The Nick this year with attainable bonuses. Lets see how well the boys handle the pressure and the loss of a couple of first rounders.
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Post by GBJs » Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:12 pm

The best part is, if he were to STB (.05 to Shiny, where ever he is), y'all can't even afford to fire him. Read the part about the buy out clause.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:06 pm

The hits just keep on coming. Today, 4 star and nationally ranked #16 RB T. J. Yeldon committed to Auburn.

Nine commits so far, average star rating: 4

Tomorrow, #13 WR Jaquay Williams will announce. It reportedly looks good for AU.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:12 pm

He's gonna hate playing under restrictions

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Post by GBJs » Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:36 pm

C'mon Rat. Stop with the obvious.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Dr. Strangelove » Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:45 pm

Auburn's Payroll: Tens of Thousands for Lovely Young coeds to "encourage" recruits to attend Auburn

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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by billy bob bocephus » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:07 pm

eat your heart out cornell - you don't have the women or the money...not to mention the program

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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Dr. Strangelove » Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:27 pm

We're rich as hell, you sumbitch. We're not good only because we choose not to be. We retain the pure spirit of college athletics. Our bugs are smaller and our airport is bigger

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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:35 pm

If only Cornell were an actual Ivy League school.
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Post by Dr. Strangelove » Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:38 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:If only Cornell were an actual Ivy League school.
Tell me about our academic All-Americans. I'll bet we are littered with em

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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:39 pm

I was reading Maxim the other day. They had an interview with the guy who plays Andy Bernard. He talks of Cornell and how the writers use Cornell as a punch line and how they question Cornell's Ivy status.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:41 pm

"Andy is very proud of the fact that he went to Cornell. Do you hear from students and alums?
Yes, Cornell loves Andy Bernard. I’ve been told that there’s a picture of him in their football locker room. I hope that it’s because Andy inspires them to kick ass on the field, but there may also be some homoerotic undertones happening. I don’t know.

Why Cornell?
A lot of the show’s writers went to Harvard, and I guess they think of Cornell as the Ivy League that, like, snuck in. So the other schools kind of shit on it, but to me that’s like watching nerds fight. It’s not that exciting."
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by GBJs » Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:54 pm

Is that kind of like Cincinnati being the best city in Ohio?
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