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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:19 pm

I know nobody could care less about Boston College vs. Ga. Tech in the first round of the ACC tourny, but score was tied with a few seconds left and the Ga. Tech guy drove the lane like a bowling ball thrown by Andre the Giant. Three people went down as the horn sounded. No call. Maybe that was the right (non) call, but if that had been Dook on defense, they probably would've called a flagrant on the guy driving the lane. In fairness, Carolina would've probably gotten that call too, but in all honesty, no call was the right way to go...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Yeah it snowed. Nothing much. Go fuck yourself.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:26 am

UK slammed. Love it. Of course, they could make him eat (ahem) crow...

http://sports.yahoo.com/video/team-brea ... 18213.html
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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hedge wrote:UK slammed. Love it. Of course, they could make him eat (ahem) crow...

http://sports.yahoo.com/video/team-brea ... 18213.html

he's an idiot if he thinks people are picking UK to do anything - other than fans that put as much emphasis on mascots as they do brand names
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:26 pm

And recruiting titles...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:28 pm

Still, if I was a UK fan, I would be secretly thinking that at least you do have the horses to make a run, as improbable as it might seem. I never thought UK would make the FF the other year, but they did. Of course, once they got there, the NC was theirs for the taking, and the flubbed out against a weak, tired UConne team. Oh well, at least they made the FF. Did they put up a banner in Rupp for that?
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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:32 pm

I believe, grammatically, it should be, "If I were a UK fan..."

Subjunctive mood because you'll never be a UK fan.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:42 pm

uuuhhhh Earrth to Villanova...

You better get it together real fucking fast, or you can forget about your #1 seed in your bracket.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:45 pm

Hedge,
I know nobody could care less about Boston College vs. Ga. Tech in the first round of the ACC tourny, but score was tied with a few seconds left and the Ga. Tech guy drove the lane like a bowling ball thrown by Andre the Giant. Three people went down as the horn sounded. No call. Maybe that was the right (non) call, but if that had been Dook on defense, they probably would've called a flagrant on the guy driving the lane. In fairness, Carolina would've probably gotten that call too, but in all honesty, no call was the right way to go...
I think you are right, it was the right "non-call" but that is only because the score was tied. I don't think the refs wanted to call a foul either way (offense or defense) and let one team beat the other on a free throw.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:09 pm

hedge wrote:Still, if I was a UK fan, I would be secretly thinking that at least you do have the horses to make a run, as improbable as it might seem. I never thought UK would make the FF the other year, but they did. Of course, once they got there, the NC was theirs for the taking, and the flubbed out against a weak, tired UConne team. Oh well, at least they made the FF. Did they put up a banner in Rupp for that?

I'll let Crotch bite on that one
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:14 pm

Holy Crap.

'Nova is going to lose this game... they are not making the defensive adjustments. They are still throwing up bricks.
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Post by crotch » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:24 pm

eCat wrote:
hedge wrote:Still, if I was a UK fan, I would be secretly thinking that at least you do have the horses to make a run, as improbable as it might seem. I never thought UK would make the FF the other year, but they did. Of course, once they got there, the NC was theirs for the taking, and the flubbed out against a weak, tired UConne team. Oh well, at least they made the FF. Did they put up a banner in Rupp for that?

I'll let Crotch bite on that one
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:31 pm

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This Cal 'tweak' thing is getting rather embarrassing... All the guy has to do is throw out a phrase and UK fans go wild over it. It's no wonder most fans around the country poke fun at us. Will have to laugh if UK stinks up the joint like they've been doing the past 7-8 games.

BTW, eCat... would be nice to have another pic ready saying 'Those Fear The Tweak shirts should be arriving soon'.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:31 pm

now down 11, 'Nova is fucked
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:44 pm

wow Nova came BACK!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:48 pm

and Nova takes the lead! Homeostatis
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:17 pm

Holy fucking shit! 'Nova lost!

Boom goes they dynamite
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:22 pm

crotch wrote:Image

This Cal 'tweak' thing is getting rather embarrassing... All the guy has to do is throw out a phrase and UK fans go wild over it. It's no wonder most fans around the country poke fun at us. Will have to laugh if UK stinks up the joint like they've been doing the past 7-8 games.

BTW, eCat... would be nice to have another pic ready saying 'Those Fear The Tweak shirts should be arriving soon'.

Cal can't help himself talking to the media
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:27 pm

still..it could always be worse

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:24 pm

Man, Tom Crean always looks like he's been burned to a crisp in a tanning booth. Is he trying to be like Tan Tom Penders?

Then again, we know how strong those ultraviolet rays are in Bloomington during the winter months...

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