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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Owlman » Wed Feb 19, 2014 10:50 pm

yep
My Dad is my hero still.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Feb 19, 2014 11:28 pm

eCat wrote:cuse lost to BC at home?
as the only BC fan at the goatpen, this is the fucking worst possible news that could ever cap of the most epic of horribly bad BC basketball seasons. Boston College just beat the undisputed number one team in all of college basketball....

fuck me in the ass hard with a steely dan

...NOW the BC Board of Trustees are thinking.... thinking that maybe firing Onahue (can't call him Donahue because there is no "D" on this team) is not such a good idea. NOW the BOT might have called Brad Bates (the newbie AD) into the office to let him know that he will NOT be letting Onahue go at the end of this epic 7-19 season.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Wed Feb 19, 2014 11:30 pm

sardis wrote:
innocentbystander wrote:
crotch wrote:Can't see either Michigan State or Wichita State making the FF.... the 'Cuse and Florida I'll give 'ya.
At this point, there is absolutely no evidence (no data points) that could lead anyone to rationally believe that Wichita State will not make the final four.
  • They score a huge amount of points
  • They are one of the best rebounding teams in the country
  • Their field goal percentage is well above average
  • and they kicked ass in the tourney last year (knocked off a 31-2 Gonzaga of all teams)
Would you care to put a $100 on that?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:44 am

Dumbass jinxed them.

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Post by hedge » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:22 am

"fuck me in the ass hard with a steely dan"

Please don't share you and your wife's sex banter with us...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:26 am

hedge wrote:"fuck me in the ass hard with a steely dan"

Please don't share you and your wife's sex banter with us...

I just heard that on our local rock station yesterday - not fuck me in the ass with a Steel Dan, but that the group Steely Dan was named after a strap on sex toy.

if you really wanted it fucked up they should have called it Steely Dad or maybe Steely Uncle Jim. All the strippers would buy it I know.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:08 am

"I just heard that on our local rock station yesterday - not fuck me in the ass with a Steel Dan, but that the group Steely Dan was named after a strap on sex toy."

Thanks for clarifying that...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:14 am

I strive for clarity
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Feb 20, 2014 7:44 pm

Look at the fat guy on the left.

"High 5 man, Right here!!...Bring it..."

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:15 pm

Lets go

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:15 pm

Paige shot the ball dumb turn over

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:16 pm

Shot the ball JMM

another dumb trun over

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:18 pm

all Duke still does his hand check and foul

i though they were calling it this year

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:18 pm

Floppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

bull shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:19 pm

T hood up for dunking way after the whistle

Coach is not 39-37 he is 39 and 39

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:22 pm

Johnson mugged no call Johnson get cheap foul

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:23 pm

call the hand check on Cook and Thorton call it

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Post by goldenbear » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:26 pm

Sulliman had his hand on Birtt to cause the carry call the hand check point of empashis

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:28 pm

That was on Parker these refs blow so bad

call the hand check

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:30 pm

JP defense is so overaated

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