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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:57 am

Or did she?

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Post by eCat » Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:12 am

we're gonna go with my story
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by BigRedMan » Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:53 am

You broke the first rule of marriage when you admitted to your wife that something may have happened but not 100% sure.

Deny. Deny. Deny. Until something is mentioned and by then you should have a decent story made up by then.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Post by eCat » Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:21 am

BigRedMan wrote:You broke the first rule of marriage when you admitted to your wife that something may have happened but not 100% sure.

Deny. Deny. Deny. Until something is mentioned and by then you should have a decent story made up by then.

yea I'd go with that if it was like "who wiped their ass on the guest towel" but not "why does my daughter want a stripper pole?"
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by BigRedMan » Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:06 am

HEH x 3
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Post by hedge » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:09 am

"but not "why does my daughter want a stripper pole?""

That's when you go on the attack. Something along the lines of "B/c she's a whore, just like her mother!"
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Post by Owlman » Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:09 pm

eCat wrote:so my daughter is in 8th grade . This weekend she goes to a sleepover/birthday party for a friend of hers who has a family that is bit more trashy than I'd like. We've had problems in the past - like an older sister breaking out a Kama Sutra book when my daughter was in 3rd grade resulting in her sleeping in our bed for a week.

So my daughter comes in and tells me that the girl has a boyfriend who sent all the girls at the party who has their phone number a picture of his dick and asked them for nude pictures in return. Luckily he didn't have my daughters phone number. This is fucking 8th grade. Shit is out of control in her class - kids on drugs, sexually active 13 year olds , girls wearing thongs with pants that hang down past their ass and now I've got to deal with dick pictures.

Where in the hell does an 8th get the money to buy weed, much less have the contacts to get it?

And its not like this school is just trash - its been rated excellent for 6 years in a row. There are some lowlife parents out there.
How old is the sister?
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:22 pm

Owlman wrote:
eCat wrote:so my daughter is in 8th grade . This weekend she goes to a sleepover/birthday party for a friend of hers who has a family that is bit more trashy than I'd like. We've had problems in the past - like an older sister breaking out a Kama Sutra book when my daughter was in 3rd grade resulting in her sleeping in our bed for a week.

So my daughter comes in and tells me that the girl has a boyfriend who sent all the girls at the party who has their phone number a picture of his dick and asked them for nude pictures in return. Luckily he didn't have my daughters phone number. This is fucking 8th grade. Shit is out of control in her class - kids on drugs, sexually active 13 year olds , girls wearing thongs with pants that hang down past their ass and now I've got to deal with dick pictures.

Where in the hell does an 8th get the money to buy weed, much less have the contacts to get it?

And its not like this school is just trash - its been rated excellent for 6 years in a row. There are some lowlife parents out there.
How old is the sister?
she has 3 so I'm not sure which one did it - one is 1 year older, and the other two are at least 3 years older
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Owlman » Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:27 pm

did u notify the parents? It is considered child pornography distribution or pedophilia
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Post by eCat » Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:44 pm

Owlman wrote:did u notify the parents? It is considered child pornography distribution or pedophilia

yea, we talked to them and had a falling out. My daughter wasn't allowed to go over there for several years but her friendship with daughter continued. They play sports together, and my daughter eventually wore me down to letting her go back over there.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Saint » Tue Jan 28, 2014 6:17 pm

given all that you and your wife have put your kids through at home, I fail to see how you can be legitimately concerned about other kids showing them porn

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Post by Owlman » Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:29 pm

A young man sending his dick-picture to 13 year old girls? That's not minor. That's criminal behavior. I'd notify the sister's parents immediately. If she helped her boyfriend do this, she can be liable as well. That's something as a parent I would want to know.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by T Dot O Dot » Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:44 pm

If I was a sex ed teacher in this day & age my first lesson would be to show a classroom of 13 year old girls hundreds of random junk shots, desensitize them to the whole thing, because those pics are going to be sent at a ridiculous rate over the next 6-7 years.

I agree with Saint, if the tech was there when today's adults were teenagers.... this would be nothing new
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by T Dot O Dot » Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:53 pm

when the whole sexting shyt began it used to be you'd have to convince the other person to take a shot of their privates and send it to you

nowadays, people roll with a gallery of pics queued up, ready to send at a moment's notice
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Post by Bklyn » Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:05 pm

Received plenty of nude texts over the years, never sent one. It has never been my thing and I never needed a quid pro quo to get ladies to send me the shots...and I've never asked for that matter.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:35 pm

Owlman wrote:A young man sending his dick-picture to 13 year old girls? That's not minor. That's criminal behavior. I'd notify the sister's parents immediately. If she helped her boyfriend do this, she can be liable as well. That's something as a parent I would want to know.
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Post by Owlman » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:42 pm

Old Fart
yep. 13 year old boy sending a dick-picture to a 13 year old girl? Boy needs education. 17 year old boy sending dick-pictures to 13 year old girl needs education and an ass-kicking. 20 year old boy sending dick-pictures to 13 year old girls needs jail-time.
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Post by Bklyn » Sat Feb 01, 2014 1:17 am

That seems about right.
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Post by hedge » Sun Feb 02, 2014 8:21 pm

" 13 year old boy sending a dick-picture to a 13 year old girl? Boy needs education. 17 year old boy sending dick-pictures to 13 year old girl needs education and an ass-kicking. 20 year old boy sending dick-pictures to 13 year old girls needs jail-time."

What about 48 year old boy sending to 13 year old girl?
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Post by sardis » Sun Feb 02, 2014 9:22 pm

Delusional

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