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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:25 am

Remember the Will Ferrell skit about Glenn Frey as a homosexual sadist? One of his better skits, IMO. Well, check out this website:

http://www.eaglesonlinecentral.com/foru ... php?t=1000
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:58 am

Don't remember the skit...but nothing touches "more cowbell."
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Post by hedge » Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:09 pm

Here's the skit...

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Post by hedge » Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:10 pm

Directed by Adam McKay, who also directed Anchorman...
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Post by eCat » Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:24 pm

those people really love The Eagles.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:29 pm

Remember this classic?

[youtube]2crQNoYPjwI[/youtube]

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Post by 10ac » Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:13 pm

You have to admire his perseverance.
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Post by sardis » Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:18 pm

Awesome. BRM has found himself a new tag team partner.

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Post by Bklyn » Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:32 pm

That was crazy...I really wanted to laugh and actually came up with the beginning of a few witty quips I would have posted, but it eventually just seemed a bit sad to me.

Maybe I'm getting soft in my old age. I need a crackhead to break into my car or something so I can have my heart hardened.
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Post by Owlman » Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:35 pm

The distant effects of that video. It inspired Eddie Murphy to make Norbert. But it was such a bad movie, it's release was delayed. But then Murphy was the favorite for the Academy Award for Dreamgirls (he won the Critic's Choice). So the studio released the movie. Academy voters were so mad at Norbert, they refused to vote for Murphy
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Post by eCat » Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:39 pm

yea I remember Charlie Murphy saying he showed the video to Eddie and that led to Norbert
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by BigRedMan » Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:38 am

To paraphrase a great movie:

" I think we're all indebted to Stu for clearly showing us what needed to be said. I'm particulary glad that those lovely children were there that day. Not only was it authentic ghetto nonsense, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age."
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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:57 am

Blazing Saddles sounds like a good snow day movie after I get this work done.
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Post by Saint » Thu Jan 30, 2014 2:59 am

I still use that line: "Please don't show me that at this point in time," uttered by the big gal as her kid was showing something that Tyrone Biggums had apparently broken. In fact, I said that to someone in the office and then had to dig up that video (which someone posted in here about 10 years ago, IIRC) to show them. It was the first result for "big black woman beats up crackhead husband" (although I doubt he was really her husband)

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Post by eCat » Thu Jan 30, 2014 7:41 am

I still say that too. I think my wife is the only person that remembers it when I do
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:59 pm

My ex turns 44 tomorrow. The girls told me she's dating done tattoo artist who works out of his apartment. So I sent her a box of condoms.

Wrong? I think its sorta funny.

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Post by BigRedMan » Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:40 am

I would send her some Lysol, Bactine, and some cheap penicillin.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Fri Jan 31, 2014 11:50 am

I'd send her a dead rat, a la Dave Kingman...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Fri Jan 31, 2014 7:21 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:My ex turns 44 tomorrow. The girls told me she's dating done tattoo artist who works out of his apartment. So I sent her a box of condoms.

Wrong? I think its sorta funny.
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