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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:20 am

Watch 100s Of Korean Boys Reach Puberty At Once...

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crotch » Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:05 pm

.........great story and reaction

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Re: Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu Jan 23, 2014 9:25 am

Dude finds his roommates failed modeling photos from his college days and makes a website for them

"his eyes say "lets have breakfast" and the tanktop says "you're paying"

http://nickhott.com/
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Thu Jan 23, 2014 11:18 am

Brilliant.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:40 pm

That is awesome.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:43 pm

OK, time to convene the first development meeting of "Project Spread eCat's wisdom." I'll put a preliminary agenda below.

1) We'll need some site design and development ideas.
2) possibly some good ways to make sure our production line (ie eCat) continues to efficiently produce pearls of high quality, highly marketable content for us to exploit. I'm thinking blackmail or something similar.
3) We'll need someone thinking up merchandise ideas based on the latest eCat content. Witty stuff we can throw on T-shirts and beer koozies and the like.

I'll open up to the floor for any additional comments and additions...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu Jan 23, 2014 2:47 pm

I'm afraid the well has run dry
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:51 pm

We can put that on our first coffee mug...
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Post by aTm » Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:09 pm

I'll write that down along with "my goal is to still have full kidney and liver functions when I'm old" but unfortunately "Don't turn your back on Greg Maddux" is probably fraught with legal liability.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jan 23, 2014 6:24 pm

My pee smells like ham would go great on a t-shirt. As long as I see some caaaaasssssshhhhhh

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Jan 24, 2014 12:57 pm

These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you, they're gold. But you don't get them. B/c giving them to you would just be throwing them away. They're for closers only...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 27, 2014 12:06 am

Here's my receipt for what my cousin bought for me as he headed back from his annual Arizona gold dig. The taxes are crazy.

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Post by eCat » Mon Jan 27, 2014 12:08 am

well at least he got mostly an indica mix
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Mon Jan 27, 2014 9:20 am

Those places will never knock the 420 delivery guy out of business.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Jan 27, 2014 9:28 am

Speaking of that, a good gig would be to start weed delivery services on the slopes of Colorado ski resorts. Just have hot chicks in green ski gear patrolling the slopes with cell phones, if you are anywhere on the mountain and want some weed delivered, give them a call. Out of state guests will love it and won't mind paying a little more for the novelty...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Jan 27, 2014 9:30 am

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Jan 27, 2014 9:52 am

hedge wrote:Speaking of that, a good gig would be to start weed delivery services on the slopes of Colorado ski resorts. Just have hot chicks in green ski gear patrolling the slopes with cell phones, if you are anywhere on the mountain and want some weed delivered, give them a call. Out of state guests will love it and won't mind paying a little more for the novelty...
umm sir, we found 2 pounds of pot in the backseat of your car

I can explain that officer, I am a weed delivery man
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:35 pm

wonder if the state of kansas sits at the colorado border just waiting and if they are what the penalty would be for having 5 gms transported across state lines

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:48 pm

They weren't waiting for my cousin but the store did tell him not to take it out of state. It was pretty good though. Made the Grammys fun last night.

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