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crashcourse · Post by **crashcourse** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:03 pm

I lost my phone saturday night and got an email message sunday that the phone was located in the crack addict side of town. its a iphone 5c. called the cops and they sent somebody over --no body answers the door however when you live in the crack addict soide of town and a cop comes knocking you dont answer.

so my iphone traveled 70 miles to the crack side of town and is flashing here I am but I cant do anything about it

unless ecat will let me borrow that ar-15

insurered but 150 dollar deductible

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:04 pm

crashcourse wrote:I lost my phone saturday night and got an email message sunday that the phone was located in the crack addict side of town. its a iphone 5c. called the cops and they sent somebody over --no body answers the door however when you live in the crack addict soide of town and a cop comes knocking you dont answer.

so my iphone traveled 70 miles to the crack side of town and is flashing here I am but I cant do anything about it

unless ecat will let me borrow that ar-15

insurered but 150 dollar deductible

where did you lose it that a crack addict picked it up?

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 4:19 pm

why is it 70 miles to the crack side of town? that seems very inconvenient

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 4:24 pm

Somebody should make an app that if your phone gets stolen, you can remotely make it start beeping and send out an audio message to the effect that the phone is going to explode in 30 seconds. Hell, they should make an app that you could actually make your phone explode remotely. That would be cool...

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:29 pm

Only if it was next to your ear.

crashcourse · Post by **crashcourse** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:23 pm

i don't know if it was a crack addict that picked it up but it is definitely in an area to avoid at night

lost it at a casino. tracked it again today --it moved about 6 blocks. replacement arrived today so I don't know if it will transmit after i activate the new phone

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:09 am

Excellent story on SilK Road, Libertarianism (in a way) and (another one of the long reasons) why Bitcoin will never be allowed to catch on (crystallized in the last few paragraphs):

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/19/busin ... .html?_r=1

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:17 pm

Which is stronger. Vicoden or Perk and you can't take those at the same time right? Mom got a new Vicoden script for her shoulder because she said the perks weren't working anymore.

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:26 pm

I've seen Varsity Blues, I'll handle this...

Bitches are all just panty droppers. You understand? That's it. ... You give 'em a Percocet, two Vicodin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:51 pm

You want in my 74 year old moms vagina? Probably the best you can get anyway you sick bastard.

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:18 pm

I merely offer information. It does sound like your mother's doctor may be interested in turning her into a panty dropper though, beware.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:21 pm

Here I though DS had the worst fetish in this place with his fattys. Getting a hard on for your grandmas snatch is disgusting aTm.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:45 pm

"Vicoden or Perk and you can't take those at the same time right?"

Wrong. So, so wrong...

crashcourse · Post by **crashcourse** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:03 pm

both vicodin and percocet have 325 mg tylenol so thats a wash

percocet are generally 5mg of oxycodone or 10mg oxy

vicodin is either 5/7.5 or 10mg of hydrocodone

percocet is a schedule 2 and vicodin is a scehdule 3 --percocet has potential for more abuse and can be considered stronger
but like anything else some people like one thing some people another--vicodin could very easily help your mom where percocet didnt

just make sure she watches fo constipation--needs to be on stool softner

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:08 pm

I've taken both as prescribed for various things in the past and neither one did anything for me

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:11 pm

She's got no problem pooping already. I was just told that combining the too puts too much tylenol in her system.

Don't worry aTm, if she tries them both and crashes hard Ill try to get a vag pic for ya. Might throw up first though.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:13 pm

eCat wrote:I've taken both as prescribed for various things in the past and neither one did anything for me

She's afraid to get addicted plus she's never even drank. I told her if I was 74 & dealing with what she's dealing with Id rather been messed up everyday at that point anyway. Better than the pain & she'd probably be funnier.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:30 pm

My grandmother was in her 80's and her doctor prescribed her something she wasn't too keen on - I don't remember the details but basically he told her that she could do whatever she wanted at this point, she was making a mockery of the actuary tables.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:02 pm

If she doesn't want to take them Im sure I can sell them. Or keep them for myself.

sardis · Post by **sardis** » Thu Jan 23, 2014 8:06 am

Do you take Bitcoins?

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