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Re: College Football

Post by Saint » Tue Jan 21, 2014 1:05 am

the extra point is integral to the essence of the heart of the soul of the marrow of the sport

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Re: College Football

Post by crotch » Tue Jan 21, 2014 4:21 am

Place the ball on the 20 which would essentially make it a 37 yd extra point.... that'll put a little excitement into the PAT.... or make the PAT a drop kick only.

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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:41 am

oh boo hoo Belichik - You run off Welker and then you whine about the little midget taking out the best guy on your secondary?

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Re: College Football

Post by sardis » Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:01 am

"or make the PAT a drop kick only"

Like they used to do in your leather helmet days.

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:17 am

They were floating some ideas on Mike and Mike this morning. Make the extra point a 45 yard field goal. Make the TD count 7, then force them to run another play from the 2 yard line, if you score you get 8 points, if you don't you only get 6. Etc...
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:22 am

Or make the extra point attempt a play from the 5 yard line every time. Score you get the extra point, don't, you don't. I kinda like that one, gives it some meaning and some legit excitement. They said out of over 1200 PAT's kicked this season, only 5 missed. I mean really, what's the point? It's virtually automatic, serves no purpose. Make it mean something and make it interesting instead of automatic...
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Post by eCat » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:24 am

I like the 45 yard field goal idea - although for most kickers that is still almost automatic. Seems like the field goal accuracy has increased by about 10 yards in the last 6 - 8 years.
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Post by hedge » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:26 am

Yeah, but a 45 yd fg isn't automatic. Even if it was only 75 or 80%, that still is better than 99.6%. Plus it gives better opportunity for the kicker to be the dog...
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Re: College Football

Post by billy bob bocephus » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:50 am

make a fg worth 2 from the 30 and in (ball placement, not los)

worth 3 from the 50 to the 30

worth 4 from past the 50

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Re: College Football

Post by Dave23 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:06 am

The smartest QB in the league is Ryan Fitzpatrick of the Titans.
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Re: College Football

Post by crashcourse » Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:52 pm

shrink the width goalpost by about 10 feet or more

drop the perecntage of not only extrapoints but fg kicks. make you think twice about lauching some of these 55 yard kicks

make it as wide as arena football

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Re: College Football

Post by Saint » Tue Jan 21, 2014 4:18 pm

just leave it the way it fucking is, for crying out loud. why do they need to change something that has worked perfectly for 70 years? the extra point means a lot when it comes to the NFL fixing spreads. axe anybody who's ever lost a bet on the PAT! axe him!

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Re: College Football

Post by billy bob bocephus » Tue Jan 21, 2014 5:40 pm

weren't the goal posts on the goal line 70 years ago?

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Re: College Football

Post by Saint » Tue Jan 21, 2014 5:48 pm

yeah, and I still have a problem with that. so what if people were seriously injured running into them.

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Re: College Football

Post by 10ac » Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:46 pm

70 yrs? More like 40 yrs.
just leave it the way it fucking is, for crying out loud. why do they need to change something that has worked perfectly for 70 years? the extra point means a lot when it comes to the NFL fixing spreads. axe anybody who's ever lost a bet on the PAT! axe him!
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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:33 pm

Dave23 wrote:The smartest QB in the league is Ryan Fitzpatrick of the Titans.
I've fired people that went to school in Boston. That doesn't make him the smartest...and fuck a Wonderlic. Eli missed like one or two questions on the shit.

I like the idea of placing the LOS for a FG on the 28 yard line. That's a good distance. Some games (in the Northeast and Chicago) it won't be worth the risk and you just go for two.
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Re: College Football

Post by Owlman » Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:14 pm

Hey, you're effecting my fantasy football stats.
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Re: College Football

Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:48 pm

Install land mines in various hidden places on the field...that would really juice up the sport.

Really I mean does football need juiced up? For fuck sake...jazz up baseball...football is fine.

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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:59 pm

As long as some of those landmines are on the sidelines you run down as well blowing another call Im all for that plan. Refs need to start being accountable too.

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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:31 pm

Blown call, blown body part. Sounds reasonable...
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