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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by TheBigMook » Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:39 pm

I played at a golf course with gators. When ever I hit a ball in the water and one of those pieces of luggage floated by, I'd just hit 'em in the head with a stump.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:41 pm

Mook, why do you lie? That never happened.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by TheBigMook » Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:42 pm

Its how I got my loafers.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by CAT » Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:09 pm

If you expect this of your lady (ladies)--you should experience it yourselves!

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dora » Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:18 pm

I like that, Cat! :)
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Mon Apr 18, 2011 3:49 pm

Are you both volunteering?...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dora » Mon Apr 18, 2011 4:07 pm

:?:
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Stormaktstiden » Mon Apr 18, 2011 4:25 pm

Dora wrote::?:
Translated roughly he means "would you like me to wax that ass."
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AugustWest » Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:17 pm

More importantly, did it accomplish what he was hoping for: to understand women a little better?

the only thing he was hoping to understand is "would doing this get me any closer to getting to see your brazillian?"
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by It's me Karen » Mon Apr 18, 2011 6:58 pm

TheBigMook wrote:Its how I got my loafers.
I could use a purse...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dora » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:06 pm

Not my ass. But otherwise, sure. I think.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Gator by God's Grace » Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:49 am

who is Dora? Stu's wife? Hedg'es mif girlfriends? one of DSux's heifers?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by CAT » Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:33 am

Cocktails anyone? http://dc133.file.qip.ru/flash/player.s ... 2%20%2F%3E

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dora » Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:24 am

No, no, no Gator. Hedge invited me here but I never met him & I don't know who the other guys are.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by TheBigMook » Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:34 am

Dora wrote:No, no, no Gator. Hedge invited me here but I never met him & I don't know who the other guys are.

So you must be 11, 12 tops.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by TheBigMook » Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:50 am

Jungle Rat wrote:Mook, why do you lie? That never happened.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dora » Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:18 am

HAHAHA that is funny!

I'm actually a granny. :)
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 19, 2011 2:04 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by billy bob bocephus » Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:10 pm

...So you must be 11, 12 tops.

hedge has graduated from elementary to middle school girls?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AugustWest » Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:24 pm

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