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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Sun Jan 05, 2014 10:55 pm

Need a turnover here

2-13 from 3

paige missed his first 7 3's

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Jan 05, 2014 10:58 pm

I thought you said the game was over!
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by eCat » Sun Jan 05, 2014 10:59 pm

At least Kansas fans have to be more disappointed with how the season is going than UK fans.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:01 pm

Britt with another terrible turnover down 3

then JP gets the steal but takes terrible shot then Britt fouls

just a terrible set run by ROy what dpes this team do in practice

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:01 pm

Did not have Meeks in for the game for the renound did not learn his lessson from Texas game

terrible coach

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:05 pm

Roy needs to go next year as to be his last year, or this program will fall into UCLA territory

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:06 pm

NIT NIT NIT

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Post by Saint » Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:15 pm

Carolina was down 5 or 6 when they got the ball right back on a steal (following a horrible turnover in the lane). The dude who made the steal drove the baseline and threw up an ill-advised bank shot, meanwhile 2 teammates are standing and watching from the 3-point line and not trying to get the rebound. If that's the way they play most of the time, they're not going to be a .500 team in this ACC.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:26 pm

Saint wrote:Carolina was down 5 or 6 when they got the ball right back on a steal (following a horrible turnover in the lane). The dude who made the steal drove the baseline and threw up an ill-advised bank shot, meanwhile 2 teammates are standing and watching from the 3-point line and not trying to get the rebound. If that's the way they play most of the time, they're not going to be a .500 team in this ACC.
They were down 3, Tokoto got the steal, Paige and MacDonald were spotting up and they should have gotten the ball or maybe Roy should know his player and as soon at JP got he steal call time out becuase you knew he was going to do something stupid.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:35 pm

I hope they fire Roy just so goldie will go away. He'd still bitch anyway though. Maybe I should just shoot him instead.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Jan 06, 2014 12:56 am

Yeah, he could have thrown it to one of the guys behind the arc but when he started to drive to the hoop, both those guys should have been running into the paint for a rebound. Instead, they just stood and watched.

You can blame the coach and you won't be wrong but that kind of shit is indicative of how the game is played today. Thus, the larger blame must lie at the feet of high school and middle school coaches who aren't teaching any fundamentals. Fuckin' retards.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Mon Jan 06, 2014 1:17 am

Just watch Memphis play for further proof of that...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 06, 2014 1:19 am

That surprised me as well.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Jan 06, 2014 10:44 am

"Thus, the larger blame must lie at the feet of high school and middle school coaches who aren't teaching any fundamentals. Fuckin' retards."

I've heard the same thing said of small town newspaper editors not teaching the next generation about how to be a good newspapermen (that's almost Germanic - flapjacken!). Nay, I've seen it!
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Jan 06, 2014 10:46 am

Editors aren't teachers, idiot.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:20 am

Yours certainly weren't...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:38 am

ba-da-BING
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Mon Jan 06, 2014 8:22 pm

Things have changed so much in the last 12 years, kids are so uncoach-able now a days.

I have coached for 20 years now counting Rec league in college but the last 4 or 5 years they have gotten so bad.

Today I was working on a close out drill and if they offensive player happened to get the ball they could take a few dribble and get a shot off, I wanted them to put an hand in the face and box out. They were so bad at it, they all went for the block and hardly ever turned to box out.

They love the block shot, and the cross over dribble they thinking making some one fall is the best thing. They all over dribble and a lot of is the AAU circuit because that is all about individual skills and not team in most cases.

So today I am going back to the super basics and becoming a hard ass again.

After like 10 minutes I had to go back over on how to box out this is a skill they should have but they dont.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:05 am

Do you still fondle them?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Tue Jan 07, 2014 2:49 pm

..... like I've said before, that stuff is reserved for the lesser programs.

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