Florida State Seminoles
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- TheBigMook
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
I see that hot chick got away with killing her kid. Is she single?
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
hot chick?
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Wait until the after party pics get published on TMZ.
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its occurred to me after going to the doctor yesterday that I am now in the dreaded "men in your age group" stage of my life where the conversations with the doctor aren't about injuries but are now about preventative medicine.
She dropped the "men in your age group" line on me twice yesterday
both of them were about cancer.
I'll say this - I was stupid about not taking prilosec until recently. That shit is a game changer. I had given up pizza, spaghetti, ribs and bacon.
Now I can eat anything. Also, I can go out and get shitfaced and not have a bad stomach the next day. but of course the real benefit is not having my esophagus all scarred up and pre-cancerous.
its kind of a catch 22 - without prilosec, my cholesterol was ok - not great but within the old 1995 era limits. Fuck you wanna have us anorexic government standards of 2011 - anyways, now that I don't have to watch what I eat, my triglycerides were high.
She dropped the "men in your age group" line on me twice yesterday
both of them were about cancer.
I'll say this - I was stupid about not taking prilosec until recently. That shit is a game changer. I had given up pizza, spaghetti, ribs and bacon.
Now I can eat anything. Also, I can go out and get shitfaced and not have a bad stomach the next day. but of course the real benefit is not having my esophagus all scarred up and pre-cancerous.
its kind of a catch 22 - without prilosec, my cholesterol was ok - not great but within the old 1995 era limits. Fuck you wanna have us anorexic government standards of 2011 - anyways, now that I don't have to watch what I eat, my triglycerides were high.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Yeah, just wait until you're a "4th grouper": you know, where they put various ages in groups like, (1) 18-26 (2) 27-35 (3) 36-44 (4) 45-53 (5) 54 and up
Pretty much, it's saying you're one group away from wearing Depends, drinking Boost, and yelling at kids to get off your lawn.
Pretty much, it's saying you're one group away from wearing Depends, drinking Boost, and yelling at kids to get off your lawn.
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in two months I'm category 4
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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In a bit more than two years, I am a 5th grouper.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
thats funny
he is absolutely right, when the doctor was talking about my options with my ACL, I was in the category of "well you could live with it"
I had a torn fucking ACL and the doctor is like putting me out to pasture with it.
Turns out he was wrong anyways
he is absolutely right, when the doctor was talking about my options with my ACL, I was in the category of "well you could live with it"
I had a torn fucking ACL and the doctor is like putting me out to pasture with it.
Turns out he was wrong anyways
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
Tomorrow will be my first "thorough" physical ever. It's no big deal, right?
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Yeah. It's no big deal.
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Next stop: Graveyard...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Is DS the last remaining goat penner in his 20s?
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
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In his 20's and in his cups...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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If you feel two hands on your shoulders while getting the prostate exam, you have been raped.sardis wrote:Tomorrow will be my first "thorough" physical ever. It's no big deal, right?
Just giving you a heads up on that just in case.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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If the doctor is a woman...BigRedMan wrote:If you feel two hands on your shoulders while getting the prostate exam, you have been raped.sardis wrote:Tomorrow will be my first "thorough" physical ever. It's no big deal, right?
Just giving you a heads up on that just in case.
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I just turned 51 and I know I need the colonoscopy this year. Pretty sure you don't need to do "the finger wave" anymore unless you just want one
the fingerwave may actually cause more grief then good. most providers "think" they feel something abnormal and put you down a whole slew of testing that is unnecessary. PSA measurements better then just going by a finger wave.
the fingerwave may actually cause more grief then good. most providers "think" they feel something abnormal and put you down a whole slew of testing that is unnecessary. PSA measurements better then just going by a finger wave.
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Then it was a strap on and still got raped.sardis wrote:If the doctor is a woman...BigRedMan wrote:If you feel two hands on your shoulders while getting the prostate exam, you have been raped.sardis wrote:Tomorrow will be my first "thorough" physical ever. It's no big deal, right?
Just giving you a heads up on that just in case.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.