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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by eCat » Mon Sep 12, 2022 2:04 pm

damn, Dave, reading that made me feel better about my situation

sorry man
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Sep 12, 2022 2:05 pm

eCat wrote: Mon Sep 12, 2022 1:09 pm its just how motivated the kids are

admittedly, I have messed up as a parent......
Looks like me being the parent you keep saying I am wins. 🤣🤣

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Post by eCat » Mon Sep 12, 2022 2:12 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Mon Sep 12, 2022 2:05 pm
eCat wrote: Mon Sep 12, 2022 1:09 pm its just how motivated the kids are

admittedly, I have messed up as a parent......
Looks like me being the parent you keep saying I am wins. 🤣🤣

There is no book.
yea it would look like that to you

that's the problem
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by aTm » Mon Sep 12, 2022 2:19 pm

I wonder how “thegrayzone.com” feels about Ukrainian equipment and morale now?
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Post by sardis » Mon Sep 12, 2022 2:20 pm

hedge wrote: Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:32 am Maybe it's different with girls. The oldest got a job in Chapel Hill immediately after graduating and has held one ever since. The youngest moved back in with us for a year (after she graduated from USC) while she got her master's degree in social work at ECU (about a 45 minute commute). She had hooked up with her future husband by then and he basically lived with us too. It was actually kinda nice having them around and I think they wanted to get their own place more than we wanted them to leave. Both of them ended up buying houses with their fiances about a year before they actually got married. I guess grandkids are next...
I wouldn't mind having him around paying me rent, honestly. It's just I'm not sure it's the best thing for him. His siblings couldn't wait to get out of the house because their mother was always in their shit. His hatred for work is far more than the irritation of an overbearing mother. And that's what concerns me.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Sep 12, 2022 2:29 pm

eCat wrote: Mon Sep 12, 2022 2:12 pm
Jungle Rat wrote: Mon Sep 12, 2022 2:05 pm
eCat wrote: Mon Sep 12, 2022 1:09 pm its just how motivated the kids are

admittedly, I have messed up as a parent......
Looks like me being the parent you keep saying I am wins. 🤣🤣

There is no book.
yea it would look like that to you

that's the problem
🤣🤣🤣

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Post by innocentbystander » Mon Sep 12, 2022 4:39 pm

sardis wrote: Mon Sep 12, 2022 9:23 am
eCat wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 5:44 pm
sardis wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 5:23 pm A speaker from the Federal Reserve spoke to us a few weeks ago and said that, for the first time since WWII, over 50% of 18-29 year old males live with their parents. That’s even with college attending kids being backed out of the numbers.
mine is one of them

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My youngest kid is a junior business major in a local college and the least ambitious of my three. He has an aversion to work and tried to weasel out of getting a summer job until July when I figured his game and made him go to work. When he graduates, he will most likely not be assertive enough to get employment. Since he is the only kid left, he has the whole finished basement to himself that has a kitchen, bathroom, a separate bedroom, big screen tv, etc. I told my wife, if he is still hanging around after graduation, i'm charging him $1,000 a month. She thought that was too much, but with him getting utilities, laundry, wi-fi, food, car insurance, phone bill, etc. it seems reasonable to me. Wife thinks it should only be $300 because mom's somehow have soft spots for their sons. Even if he works 40 hours at fast food, he can make $1,000 a month easily.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by hedge » Mon Sep 12, 2022 5:14 pm

Hopefully this weekend...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Post by hedge » Mon Sep 12, 2022 5:25 pm

"His siblings couldn't wait to get out of the house because their mother was always in their shit."

I think that was the motivating factor for ours too. Not that we were really in their shit, the youngest frequently smoked pot in her room, the MIF griped about it a little but didn't really get into her shit about it. The oldest never came home after college, just got a job and a place to live in Durham and then moved to New Bern, and the youngest left as soon as she got her master's and got a job. They were both on the marriage track very early, which is kinda old school. That's why traditionally the bride's parents pay for the wedding, b/c after that, she's all yours, buddy, don't ask us for anything. Of course it doesn't work like that these days, most of the girls work fulltime now too, but still, once you get married you're on your own...
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Sep 12, 2022 6:22 pm

"my daughter is free to return home from college and live with my wife and I, rent free until my death."

I'm sure she's already plotting, er, planning to move back soon.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Tree » Mon Sep 12, 2022 6:35 pm

hedge wrote: Mon Sep 12, 2022 5:14 pm Hopefully this weekend...
You just cursed the board with 5 extra days of IB than was necessary.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Sep 12, 2022 7:41 pm

Fair

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Tree » Mon Sep 12, 2022 7:48 pm

Republicans take their book banning seriously.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Sep 12, 2022 7:51 pm

It's like Afghanistan

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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Sep 13, 2022 10:08 am

hedge wrote: Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:32 am Maybe it's different with girls. The oldest got a job in Chapel Hill immediately after graduating and has held one ever since. The youngest moved back in with us for a year (after she graduated from USC) while she got her master's degree in social work at ECU (about a 45 minute commute). She had hooked up with her future husband by then and he basically lived with us too. It was actually kinda nice having them around and I think they wanted to get their own place more than we wanted them to leave. Both of them ended up buying houses with their fiances about a year before they actually got married. I guess grandkids are next...
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When Mrs. DS and I bought a house and moved in together prior to getting married (but while engaged), I didn't know how to break it to my parents who still wanted us to sleep in separate beds when at their home and cringed when we didn't. So, we were all going to dinner together one Saturday night, and while I was driving, I asked, "Where are we doing Thanksgiving this year, your house or the home Mrs. DS (to be) and I just bought?"

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Tree » Tue Sep 13, 2022 6:29 pm

I'm going to take a wild stab and guess he wasn't actually owning Trump there.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Sep 13, 2022 6:51 pm

Oops

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by hedge » Tue Sep 13, 2022 8:58 pm

I'd like to take a wild stab at your torso with a samurai sword...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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