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Post by eCat » Wed May 25, 2022 11:53 am

you don't need to explain, I know the breakdown, I can recite it from memory at this point
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 25, 2022 11:53 am

Poor e. He's still hurt about the whole Trump fuck up and things from 20+ years ago. Dude turned out to be a miserable old fuck hiding in his compound. Had a feelin. He's still friends with me on FB though. Probably makes him even madder watching me live my dream. Digging myself out. But anyway.

Yes, you skipped over my point. Assault riffles are not needed. Again, not against handguns. Just better laws, access and restrictions. You can have your fucking 2nd amendment. I don't fucking care. But damn ya clueless redneck, be responsible. 400 million guns in America. Do better for Gods sake.

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Post by eCat » Wed May 25, 2022 11:56 am

your argument is handguns are needed but assault rifles are not

that's the hill you'll die on?

gracious of you to reach out to save 513 lives while not giving a fuck about 44,000 because "you aren't against handguns"

JFC - again - know your limits Rat.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 25, 2022 11:58 am

eCat wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 11:49 am
Jungle Rat wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 11:43 am
aTm wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 11:38 am There are tactical advantages and disadvantages to each. You may pop more balloons at the range, but put the balloons in the center of the shopping mall and ecat is way more likely to get his handgun into the shopping mall to pop the balloons.
Where people have larger space to scatter. I'm not against handguns at all.
you should be if you are serious about making any significant change in gun violence, but you're not, you're serious about trying to be woke and enlightened in a Kim Kardashian kinda way

between now and Monday, about 8X as many people will have died by gunshot in this country as those poor children at that school and the overwhelming majority of those deaths will be by handgun.
Again. Skipping right over my original point and snipping a part of a quote. You're definitely a Republican

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 25, 2022 12:00 pm

Goddamn e, how the fuck did you graduate college?

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Thank God I'm not a Republican, Democrat, or a Reds fan. Feel extra sorry for all of y'all who are more than one of those things.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 25, 2022 12:03 pm

Fucker

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Post by eCat » Wed May 25, 2022 12:04 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 12:00 pm Goddamn e, how the fuck did you graduate college?
I studied while you were getting arrested for harassing your ex wife

unlike you I actually remember those years.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 25, 2022 12:07 pm

"your argument is handguns are needed but assault rifles are not"

Nope ya dumbass. I've never said handguns are needed. I don't need one. I understand why they are needed. Just like I understand why better laws are needed to. Better regulations. But tell me about that converter you spent the whole weekend putting into your 81 Toyota pickup again. Great stuff. Midgets rule.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 25, 2022 12:08 pm

eCat wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 12:04 pm
Jungle Rat wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 12:00 pm Goddamn e, how the fuck did you graduate college?
I studied while you were getting arrested for harassing your ex wife

unlike you I actually remember those years.
And there it is. Took a few minutes longer than expected but I knew it was there. Just had to push a little harder to get it out of him. BAHAHAHA! I said back to 2005 smack, that was 2004.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 25, 2022 12:20 pm

Actually e, the more that I think about it, while you were studying to be living in a bunker I was fucking groupies and covering World Series Champions. Unless you graduated in 2004. See? Even your smack sucks.

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Post by eCat » Wed May 25, 2022 12:24 pm

congratulations

now you attend protest marches with your kids hoping they forget what a shit dad you were back then.

you're the coolest rat
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 25, 2022 12:29 pm

They know better. They're adults now. Sorry you're so angry about your life. But anyway....I'm not for all of these but I agree with a bunch of them.
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Post by eCat » Wed May 25, 2022 12:30 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 12:29 pm They know better. They're adults now. But anyway....I'm not for all of these but I agree with a bunch of them.

I guess your mugshots online help them figure it out
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 25, 2022 12:38 pm

No. The real world did. You foget my ex wifes nickname for me back then. Disneyland Dad. They had all their fun with me. Vacations. Concerts. KI. Museums, ya know all the cool stuff Dads do? 3 hr drives for 5 minute dance recitals, stuff like that. Yep. Total Shitdad. Don't hate just to hate e. That's what neighbors are for.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 25, 2022 12:39 pm

Or hedge

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Post by hedge » Wed May 25, 2022 12:40 pm

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 25, 2022 12:42 pm

Careful. E might bring up your prison stint. 🤣

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by hedge » Wed May 25, 2022 12:48 pm

Why does eCat want to take a handgun to a shopping mall and pop balloons?
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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