Florida State Seminoles
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
just a locking gas cap
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles
Boring
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
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bad time for the batteries to die in my game camera I have pointed at my cars
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I feel like you're losing your edge.
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
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I'm getting old
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I'd call it lazy.
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Potential Matchup Between Black Man and Mormon Poses Dilemma for Bigots
Nowhere to Turn, Disgruntled Haters Say
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – With a fall presidential contest between President Barack Obama and former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney seeming increasingly likely, America’s bigots are finding themselves in a quandary over which candidate to support, prominent bigots confirmed today.
Across the U.S., voters who describe themselves as bigots are complaining that a first-ever matchup between a Black man and a Mormon, while historic, is forcing them to ask a difficult question: which group do they hate more?
“I’ve always seen myself as pretty versatile, bigotry-wise,” said Herb Torlinson, a hardware salesman from Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania. “But I guess this is going to be an election that really puts my different hates to the test.”
At the Clapboard Corner Café in Youngstown, Ohio, a group of bigots who gather for breakfast once a week to discuss their dislike of various racial and religious groups echoed Mr. Torlinson’s sentiments.
“I actually cried when Rick Perry dropped out of the race,” said David Colehurn, a disgruntled hater who works at a nearby Pep Boys. “He may be brain-damaged and all, but at least he’s White and Christian.”
Mr. Colehurn said that his bigotry towards both Black people and Mormons was making him entertain thoughts of voting for a third-party candidate, but that he was “turned off” by the possibility of a bid from Texas congressman Ron Paul: “I hate old people.”
In other political news, former Sen. Rick Santorum revealed that he made his first sweater vest himself when he tore off the sleeves of his straitjacket.
http://www.borowitzreport.com/
Nowhere to Turn, Disgruntled Haters Say
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – With a fall presidential contest between President Barack Obama and former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney seeming increasingly likely, America’s bigots are finding themselves in a quandary over which candidate to support, prominent bigots confirmed today.
Across the U.S., voters who describe themselves as bigots are complaining that a first-ever matchup between a Black man and a Mormon, while historic, is forcing them to ask a difficult question: which group do they hate more?
“I’ve always seen myself as pretty versatile, bigotry-wise,” said Herb Torlinson, a hardware salesman from Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania. “But I guess this is going to be an election that really puts my different hates to the test.”
At the Clapboard Corner Café in Youngstown, Ohio, a group of bigots who gather for breakfast once a week to discuss their dislike of various racial and religious groups echoed Mr. Torlinson’s sentiments.
“I actually cried when Rick Perry dropped out of the race,” said David Colehurn, a disgruntled hater who works at a nearby Pep Boys. “He may be brain-damaged and all, but at least he’s White and Christian.”
Mr. Colehurn said that his bigotry towards both Black people and Mormons was making him entertain thoughts of voting for a third-party candidate, but that he was “turned off” by the possibility of a bid from Texas congressman Ron Paul: “I hate old people.”
In other political news, former Sen. Rick Santorum revealed that he made his first sweater vest himself when he tore off the sleeves of his straitjacket.
http://www.borowitzreport.com/
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I apologize on behalf all caucasians for being this socially clumsy...
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/sc ... 39080.html
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/sc ... 39080.html
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What would you wear?
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I ain't going there...
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UnicornBooty.com? Heh.
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Winner.
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I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Mr. Tudball.
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He looks like a stereotype.
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Excellent piece showing the real story behind the debt crisis this past Summer...
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/01/magaz ... wanted=allIn recent weeks, as it became clear that I was planning to write a more nuanced and detailed account of the final week of negotiations, both sides — but primarily the speaker and his aides — went out of their way to give extensive accounts to reporters at other outlets, in an effort to reinforce their well-rehearsed narratives. And yet it’s possible now to get beyond these clashing realities. Over the last several months, I spoke with dozens of people who were involved in or were kept apprised of events that week, some of whom made available private documents from that time, including the various offers and counteroffers. I conducted most of these interviews on the condition that I would neither reveal nor quote the people who spoke to me, so that they would feel free to speak candidly.
What emerged from these conversations is a clearer and often surprising picture of exactly how close Obama and Boehner came to finalizing a historic agreement, what exactly was in it and why it ultimately fell apart — including a revelation that illuminates Boehner’s thinking in those final hours and directly contradicts a core element of the version he has told, even to some in his own leadership.
The truth here matters for more than its historical value. At the end of this year, no matter how the presidential election turns out, the two parties will face yet another Armageddon moment in the fight over debt and spending; this time, if they don’t settle on a plan to rein in the nation’s nearly $16 trillion debt, then a series of onerous budget cuts — worth about $1.2 trillion over 10 years, divided between defense and other programs — will automatically go into effect. If we understand what really went on last July, then we’ll have a better sense of how difficult it will be for the two parties to stave off the coming political calamity and why, too, the situation may not be quite as hopeless as it seems.
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Basically, Simpson Bowles possibly killed a chance for a potentially momental piece of bipartisan legislation to be enacted...which could have addressed fundamental issues we have with taxes and entitlements.
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The exchange this morning between my son and I:
me (recounting the character from one of my 5-year-old's favorite books "Once Upon a Time...Cool Motorcycle Dude"): Hurry up little dude. I've got to ride you to school.
kid: Cool Motorcycle Dude, where's your motorcycle?
me: It's in the shop, little dude. we're going to take the mini-van.
kid (clearly disillusioned): Oh. That's not cool.
me (recounting the character from one of my 5-year-old's favorite books "Once Upon a Time...Cool Motorcycle Dude"): Hurry up little dude. I've got to ride you to school.
kid: Cool Motorcycle Dude, where's your motorcycle?
me: It's in the shop, little dude. we're going to take the mini-van.
kid (clearly disillusioned): Oh. That's not cool.