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Post by eCat » Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:22 pm

I thought just the opposite with Tinder and OKCupid

plus with all this transgender acceptance and defining themselves with all these crazy sexual labels, its like more opportunity to hook up

Seriously, who decides they're pansexual? If I read a guy that defines himself as pansexual, that's a dude that desperate to get laid. He'd fuck the vacuum cleaner at this point.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by eCat » Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:33 pm

I"m not sure this is accurate or not but in reading a discussion about ESPN becoming so liberal and interjecting politics into sports I came across this



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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by bluetick » Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:56 pm

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So the story where the Trump crony visited Mar a Lago on Friday and then gave a comment to CNN Saturday that Priebus was the culprit for all of the early administration missteps got me thinking...so who in this famous pic will be the first to go, and in what order thereafter. I handicapped it this way:

1. Priebus - surely has to be the first to hit the bricks (see above), possibly this week
2. Flynn - caught lying about the russkie sanctions
3. Spicer - would've been the early 1st pick until recent events, McCarthy has buried him
4/5. Trump/Bannon - will likely go out hand-in-hand
6 . Pence - finishes out the term. loses election bid

(edit: that's Flynn's leg on the far right, too bad he didn't show in this format...but it's probably fitting)
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:32 pm

The McCarthy-Spicer thing was badly missplayed. If he had played it off as, "Oh, it's hilarious! I've thought about asking her to come do a spoof briefing at the White House. I couldn't pay her anything, but I'm a big fan..."

I had one of the managers who reported to me who used to imitate me (very well) behind my back. It got back to me. I made him do it in a meeting after I found out. I laughed until I nearly threw up. Apparently, the impression became less fun for him after that. He went from mocking rebel to dancing monkey instantly.

I also fired him 3 months later.
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Post by crashcourse » Mon Feb 13, 2017 2:01 pm

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King Bama the first soon tired of the court jester and had his head taken off and hung on a spike for all to see

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"Mess with the bull (elephant), you get the horns."

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The firing was completely unrelated to the impression, but you could not convince my staff of that.

I thought the impression was hilarious. Made me more aware of some of my mannerisms and word choices, though.
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Post by Saint » Mon Feb 13, 2017 2:47 pm

Conway will be the first to go. @RoguePOTUSstaff makes claim she's been seen around the residence late at night so clearly she's already sucking cock just to stay in good graces (well, that probably was part of her initial interview)

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Saint wrote:Conway will be the first to go. @RoguePOTUSstaff makes claim she's been seen around the residence late at night so clearly she's already sucking cock just to stay in good graces (well, that probably was part of her initial interview)

Miller is the guy pulling the strings. I think moreso than the Brietbart editor.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by bluetick » Mon Feb 13, 2017 2:54 pm

Saint wrote:Conway will be the first to go. @RoguePOTUSstaff makes claim she's been seen around the residence late at night so clearly she's already sucking cock just to stay in good graces (well, that probably was part of her initial interview)
She wasn't in the running because she wasn't in the photograph. However... .. she could be under the desk, as it relates to your comment wrt good graces. Maybe she's 1.a with an asterisk.
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eCat wrote:
Saint wrote:Conway will be the first to go. @RoguePOTUSstaff makes claim she's been seen around the residence late at night so clearly she's already sucking cock just to stay in good graces (well, that probably was part of her initial interview)

Miller is the guy pulling the strings. I think moreso than the Brietbart editor.

If that's the case, Trump's in trouble. That kid is a dipshit.

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Saint wrote:
eCat wrote:
Saint wrote:Conway will be the first to go. @RoguePOTUSstaff makes claim she's been seen around the residence late at night so clearly she's already sucking cock just to stay in good graces (well, that probably was part of her initial interview)

Miller is the guy pulling the strings. I think moreso than the Brietbart editor.

If that's the case, Trump's in trouble. That kid is a dipshit.
he's big on getting rid of Mexicans so he's good in my book
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Bklyn » Mon Feb 13, 2017 5:14 pm

sardis wrote:They are having sex, just not with other people.

I mean, when we were teenagers and still living with parents, the only thing you had to a sexual experience, without a girl, was having magazines or an occasional VHS. Not even close to the real thing. Nowadays teens have VR goggles.

Having said that, I still think there is another element to this digression. Education of girls to have enough self esteem to not feel as needy to a guy's advances. It's a good thing, imo, since I have a daughter; however, it takes away a tool by the male paramours out there.
I think it has more to do with the fact that the 5.5" screens have made boys unable to talk women out of their panties. I'm sure women are having some higher self esteem (although most women's magazines seem to assault that mindset every issue), but boys today can not close. They have no game. I would have run circles around these jackasses. Now, they are in their upper 20s and if I take my team out for drinks, all the young girls are circling in my orbit; even the ones who don't work for me.

I only use my powers for good, though.
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Post by Saint » Mon Feb 13, 2017 5:15 pm

eCat wrote:
he's big on getting rid of Mexicans so he's good in my book

You're never going to get over the cabana boy, are you?

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Post by Saint » Mon Feb 13, 2017 5:16 pm

It seems like all the high school girls around her put out like crazy. At least compared to my high school experience in the early '80s.

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Post by Bklyn » Mon Feb 13, 2017 5:19 pm

bluetick wrote:Image

So the story where the Trump crony visited Mar a Lago on Friday and then gave a comment to CNN Saturday that Priebus was the culprit for all of the early administration missteps got me thinking...so who in this famous pic will be the first to go, and in what order thereafter. I handicapped it this way:

1. Priebus - surely has to be the first to hit the bricks (see above), possibly this week
2. Flynn - caught lying about the russkie sanctions
3. Spicer - would've been the early 1st pick until recent events, McCarthy has buried him
4/5. Trump/Bannon - will likely go out hand-in-hand
6 . Pence - finishes out the term. loses election bid

(edit: that's Flynn's leg on the far right, too bad he didn't show in this format...but it's probably fitting)
1. Flynn (he has no where to hide. He blatantly lied to the press...and may have lied to Pence. Either way, he will fall on his sword, otherwise it looks like his actions - the content of the calls AND the lying afterwards - were sanctioned by the VP)
2. Priebus (he is probably the most Conservatively sane...but is outside the circle. If he goes, it will be because he will be the next scapegoat)
3. Spicy (he was already demoted, so anything can happen next. It's a tough job and he's in over his head)
4. Conway (she is locked in with Trump. If this breaking of ethics rules didn't sink her, nothing will. She will probably cool down on press for a while, which helps her chances in this game of Survivor)
5/6/7 Trump/Pence/Bannon (these guys all have too much pride to go anywhere. They will be here for the long haul)
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Post by Bklyn » Mon Feb 13, 2017 5:24 pm

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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Saint wrote:
eCat wrote:
he's big on getting rid of Mexicans so he's good in my book

You're never going to get over the cabana boy, are you?
LOL
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by eCat » Mon Feb 13, 2017 5:36 pm

Saint wrote:It seems like all the high school girls around her put out like crazy. At least compared to my high school experience in the early '80s.
I was under the impression they were all whores too

I'm a grouch today. Didn't get any sleep. Something is wrong with my dogs butt so he laid on the floor in our bedroom and licked his ass for 9 hours straight. I would shut the door but then he lays outside the door and whines.

The little dog knew something was wrong too because he kept following around the big dog all day yesterday resulting in my wife screaming every 10 minutes "GET YOUR NOSE OUT OF HIS BUTTHOLE!"

at least it was rotisserie chicken night and not spaghetti /toast. That would have been the capper to a really shitty chain of events.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by eCat » Mon Feb 13, 2017 5:47 pm

A new Tennessee bill addresses protesters who block traffic. Under the proposal, if a person is blocking traffic during a protest or demonstration - and a driver hits them, the protester would not be able to sue the driver in civil court for any injuries. The bill says a driver would not be immune from civil liability - if the actions leading up to injuries were willful.

Senator Bill Ketron (R-Murfreesboro) introduced the bill and said in a statement, “We believe that citizens have the right to protest. There is a procedure for peaceful protests and the purpose of that process is to protect the safety of our citizens. Protestors have no right to be in the middle of the road or our highways for their own safety and the safety of the traveling public.”

Representative Matthew Hill (R–Jonesborough) sponsored the bill, and issued a statement saying, "We are not endorsing anyone running over a person with a car, whether it is protestors or anyone else. If someone intentionally harms a person, they are going to be charged with a crime, period. There is a clear difference, however, between peacefully protesting and lawless rioters in the middle of a public roadway who jeopardize the safety of our families. This is a public safety bill that is meant to protect everyone’s right to peacefully protest and I look forward to seeing this commonsense legislation passed into law.”
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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