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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Tree » Sat May 27, 2017 11:36 pm

Say what you want about Trump, but does anyone here think Melania doesn't have a sweet and silky smooth love passage that wouldn't clamp gently yet assertively down on your wood?
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Post by eCat » Sat May 27, 2017 11:43 pm

I'd rather say what I want about Trump
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Sun May 28, 2017 8:56 am

I heard some Saudi oil sheiks offered Trump 100 horses, 500 camels, and 1,000 goats for Melania.
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Post by bluetick » Tue May 30, 2017 10:12 am

Portland Republican Supports Hiring Right-Wing Militias for GOP Security - Newsweek http://www.newsweek.com/portland-stabbi ... ers-617353

Makes sense if you think about it.
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Post by eCat » Tue May 30, 2017 10:19 am

bluetick wrote:Portland Republican Supports Hiring Right-Wing Militias for GOP Security - Newsweek http://www.newsweek.com/portland-stabbi ... ers-617353

Makes sense if you think about it.

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue May 30, 2017 10:44 am

Heh.

I was in New Orleans over the weekend and saw a great t-shirt:

"Yes, I'm old. But I got to see all the cool bands."

Thought eCat would also appreciate that.
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Post by eCat » Tue May 30, 2017 10:54 am

New Orleans is my favorite town in the United States

I've been to New York, LA, Chicago, Portland, Seattle, Miami and scattered others. Nothing fits me like New Orleans.

Wouldn't want to live in any of them

well maybe Portland
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Tue May 30, 2017 10:59 am

I heard they have great mexican food in Portland. Well, had....
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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue May 30, 2017 11:05 am

A typical Portland restaurant:

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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 30, 2017 2:16 pm

eCat wrote:New Orleans is my favorite town in the United States

I've been to New York, LA, Chicago, Portland, Seattle, Miami and scattered others. Nothing fits me like New Orleans.

Wouldn't want to live in any of them

well maybe Portland
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Post by hedge » Tue May 30, 2017 2:17 pm

I thought he said Potland...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 30, 2017 2:19 pm

Same thing

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Post by bluetick » Wed May 31, 2017 11:26 am

I support Kathy Griffin even though she's a washed-up-comedian-turned-attention-whore and her bloody head stunt was tasteless, juvenile, and wrong on so many levels. I'm behind her merely because right-wing heads are exploding all over the place.

That's it, really. People start to shake, smoke pours out dey ears, den der heads pop right off. That alone makes things right. Ahhhhhhh..
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Post by eCat » Wed May 31, 2017 12:30 pm

I can only imagine your reaction had someone done that to Obama
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Toemeesleather » Wed May 31, 2017 12:51 pm

I thank Kathy Griffin for doing what Foxnews could never do, unvarnished exposure of hypocrite libs for who they are.

I love it when libs are truthful...it's sooo frickin' rare.
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Post by eCat » Wed May 31, 2017 1:11 pm

as horrible as the liberals want to make those racist , violent, sub-human Trump supporters to be

well...like you said...thank god for Kathry Griffin. Poster child for the politically correct.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Wed May 31, 2017 1:52 pm

People used to be offended by porn, too...
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Post by bluetick » Wed May 31, 2017 2:11 pm

eCat wrote:I can only imagine your reaction had someone done that to Obama
It didn't take long to become numb to all the evil things being said and done about the obamas. Last winter when that WV politician called Michelle an "ape in heels" - hell, by then that stuff didn't even move the needle. You may have been outraged though..I can't recall.

I just merely tried to draw a parallel... trump bad, exploding liberal heads good - a wash!

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Post by Cletus » Wed May 31, 2017 2:37 pm

eCat wrote:as horrible as the liberals want to make those racist , violent, sub-human Trump supporters to be

well...like you said...thank god for Kathry Griffin. Poster child for the politically correct.
Trump and, by extension, his supporters are causing real and most likely long lasting harm. The contrast between that and an actress holding up a dummy's head is stark. And, anyway, her message is correct. We'd all be better off if he was dead. A massive heart attack is what this country needs.

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Post by bluetick » Wed May 31, 2017 2:44 pm

Cletus wrote: A massive heart attack is what this country needs.
I'd prefer a fitful night's sleep followed by a morning tweet: "I quit covfefe!! Take this job and shove it basturds (sic)!!"
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