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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Bluecat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:02 pm

jw, just start talking baseball and somebody will join in. But it seems like you are more interested in mediocre smack.

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Post by aTm » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:03 pm

War was beginning...
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Post by TheBigMook » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:04 pm

mediocre? My aren't you in a generous mood today.
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Post by Bluecat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:19 pm

Yes I am and you should thank me you ungrateful cur.

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Post by TheBigMook » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:23 pm

You should thank me for not turning you in for icing that broad in her own backyard the other day.
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Post by Bluecat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:28 pm

I had nothin' to do with it. Strangely enough, in a small town like this you'd think it would be the gossip rage but I've heard nary a peep anywhere. People are keeping this one quiet. Must be a Twin Peaks origin to this one....

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Post by TheBigMook » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:31 pm

I suppose the suggested manner of death is possible, but its uber strange. Why didn't she call 911? etc.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:33 pm

Or maybe the fat bitch just got stuck in the window.

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Post by Bluecat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:35 pm

gotta admit, that's a shitty way to go. imagine your last thoughts being -- am I really going to die stuck in this fucking window?

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Post by aTm » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:36 pm

So why did you do it?
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Post by Bluecat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:39 pm

Do what? My ex-wife is still alive...

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Post by eCat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:41 pm

you know why women move to Alaska?

because its about 10:1 men to women and they're so hard up they happily take a woman just a donut shy of 300 pounds because after you're done humpin on her, she'll keep you warm in bed.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by TheBigMook » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:42 pm

It was a test run. Next time it will be cleaner. Quieter.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:43 pm

Didnt they have a chimney?

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Post by TheBigMook » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:44 pm

She'd seen Gremlins. She knew that would be foolish.
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Post by Bluecat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:44 pm

It would take a more diabolical mind than mine to figure out a way to kill someone by asphyxiation halfway in/out a basement window (hanging from a basement pipe while masturbating, entirely conceivable). Accidental death I could see if she was fleeing the house as an adulterer and the spouse made a surprise stop home, but even then you'd think that would be from the second story, not a basement.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:57 pm

Trust me, the basement pipe thing isn't a 100% lock.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Ron Mexico » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:59 pm

It's not all that different from the way Rose McGowan bought the farm in the doggie entrance through the garage door in the original "Scream"...

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Dora » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:03 pm

I love JW!
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Bluecat » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:05 pm

I have not seen the movie you reference Chuck, but I imagine you relished the opportunity to work doggie, door and scream into a sentence with a proper chick's name.

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