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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Feb 24, 2016 9:15 am

I just dump a whole bunch of sugar on raisin bran.
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Post by Bklyn » Wed Feb 24, 2016 5:22 pm

I don't know what is driving AA's hard-on against sweet tea, but he better fucking stop it. I had some yesterday and immediately thought twice about it...before I ultimately drank it. I am no sheep.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Feb 24, 2016 6:52 pm

Sweet tea is the worst. Might as well drink a glass of antifreeze.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Feb 24, 2016 8:20 pm

Trust me. It's not the same.
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Post by hedge » Wed Feb 24, 2016 9:42 pm

It's all about proportion. When I drink tea, which is rarely, I like it slightly sweetened. But the stuff you get around here at BBQ restaurants (or, in fairness, like my saint of a grandmother, god rest her soul, used to make) that you can practically stand a spoon upright in, that's not for me. That's more like molasses or syrup than liquid. It makes Co-Cola seem like a health food drink...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Feb 24, 2016 10:07 pm

Bon Jovi drank sweet tea before he died.
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Post by BigRedMan » Thu Feb 25, 2016 9:33 am

AlabamAlum wrote:Bon Jovi drank sweet tea before he died.

Well he was already half-way there, livin on prayer........
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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Feb 25, 2016 9:43 am

::: kicks BRM is his little squirrel nuts :::
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Post by Bklyn » Thu Feb 25, 2016 9:47 am

LOL @ the string.
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Post by eCat » Thu Feb 25, 2016 10:12 am

life was better when I only ate crap food
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Dave23 » Thu Feb 25, 2016 1:26 pm

I love sweet tea...it's a Southern staple, but then again, I have been known to cream my wings as well, so maybe it's just me...
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Post by eCat » Thu Feb 25, 2016 2:01 pm

ecats public service announcement for today

drinking too much pepto mismal will turn your poop black

and if you don't know this ahead of time, when you poop you will have a heart attack thinking your insides are rotting or something

now you know

had the shits for 2 days in California, couldn't shake it no matter what and had a 4 hour flight from John Wayne to Atlanta yesterday, then a 1.5 hour flight to Dayton

wasn't about to spray the bathroom on the plane so I loaded up on Pepto before the flight - like half a bottle. Holy Snikees was I shocked this morning.

But I could trust a fart this morning so it must have worked
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Cletus » Thu Feb 25, 2016 2:20 pm

You also may have a bleeding ulcer. If it's black, you probably don't have colon cancer so that's good.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Feb 25, 2016 2:51 pm

What if it's runny and drops of blood?
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Post by Cletus » Thu Feb 25, 2016 3:25 pm

The AIDS
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Post by BigRedMan » Thu Feb 25, 2016 3:54 pm

More lube at the bus station
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Post by sardis » Thu Feb 25, 2016 4:04 pm

eCat wrote:life was better when I only ate crap food
Between healthy eaters like you, the Hindu, and the Lebanese dude in our office, I've given up trying to enter the office restroom. I go down to another floor.
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Post by eCat » Thu Feb 25, 2016 4:05 pm

Cletus wrote:You also may have a bleeding ulcer. If it's black, you probably don't have colon cancer so that's good.
colonoscopy 2 weeks ago

I can believe the bleeding ulcer part though. Serious cramping in my stomach for 2 weeks now
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by eCat » Thu Feb 25, 2016 4:06 pm

sardis wrote:
eCat wrote:life was better when I only ate crap food
Between healthy eaters like you, the Hindu, and the Lebanese dude in our office, I've given up trying to enter the office restroom. I go down to another floor.
its bad buts its 1/3 as often now
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by hedge » Thu Feb 25, 2016 4:26 pm

"But I could trust a fart this morning so it must have worked"

LMAO...
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