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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Feb 10, 2016 3:37 pm

Crash,

You are feckless and corpulent. The worst of the lot. A negative. An aimless pariah. In essence, you are nothing but a moronic Johnny Appleseed, but instead of trees, you produce mind-numbing fetid spew. I have read your off-target opinions for too long now. Your mere presence lowers the collective IQ of any gathering to the bottom rung of humanity. You are a mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging troglodyte and I could easily best you in all things even if drunk and with one lobe of my cerebral cortex tied behind my back.

You "sir" are dismissed.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by crashcourse » Wed Feb 10, 2016 4:51 pm

I am not corpulent
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Feb 10, 2016 4:56 pm

http://www.funnyordie.com/trump_movie
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Feb 10, 2016 5:15 pm

crashcourse wrote:I am not corpulent
lol.

Well done.
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Post by hedge » Wed Feb 10, 2016 5:45 pm

"If me, nooooo. It's a classic. Like Miracle on 34th at Christmas."

Or Gone With the Wind anytime...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Feb 10, 2016 5:46 pm

Sure, if you like soap operas.
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Post by hedge » Wed Feb 10, 2016 5:50 pm

You mean like Dallas? Loved it...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Feb 10, 2016 6:05 pm

At least you're consistent.
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Post by hedge » Wed Feb 10, 2016 6:13 pm

I actually like Dallas better than GWTW...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Feb 10, 2016 6:42 pm

Not shocked at all.
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Post by Cletus » Thu Feb 11, 2016 1:40 pm

This detection of gravitational waves is pretty amazing. Einstein was quite smart. There are a lot of mind blowing facts associated with this but I particularly enjoyed this one - the energy produced by the merging of the two black holes that produced the waves was equivalent to the amount of energy produced by the sun in 15 trillion years. That's a lot.
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Post by Bklyn » Thu Feb 11, 2016 2:29 pm

Wait, no link...just in medias res?
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Post by Bklyn » Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:18 pm

Long read, but excellent story...

http://www.theatlantic.com/internationa ... rs/460320/
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Post by Bklyn » Fri Feb 12, 2016 2:23 pm

So, this is what cletus was referencing...

http://www.newyorker.com/tech/elements/ ... found-them
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Post by eCat » Fri Feb 12, 2016 2:54 pm

Bklyn wrote:Long read, but excellent story...

http://www.theatlantic.com/internationa ... rs/460320/
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Post by Bklyn » Fri Feb 12, 2016 3:44 pm

From who, Leftists or the El Salvadorian military?
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Post by sardis » Fri Feb 12, 2016 5:04 pm

I will say that the folks running Bernie's campaign are pretty savvy.

https://www.yahoo.com/politics/eric-gar ... 49449.html
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Post by eCat » Fri Feb 12, 2016 6:42 pm

Bklyn wrote:From who, Leftists or the El Salvadorian military?

I don't recall, I think he called them guerillas so whoever would fit that label

They shot up his Jeep Cherokee as he and his crew hid out, he went thru 2 jeeps there were shot up while he was there.
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Post by sardis » Sat Feb 13, 2016 12:37 pm

This executive thought, for some reason, that delivering this kind of news in person would make things better...

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/watch-1-4 ... 18813.html
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by hedge » Sat Feb 13, 2016 12:52 pm

I like when somebody says "I wonder how long it'll take before people start tearing shit up" and shortly after someone yells "fuck you!"
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