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Post by hedge » Sat Jul 08, 2023 1:24 pm

They just messed with Texas...
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Post by hedge » Sat Jul 08, 2023 1:32 pm

"As part of its plan, it wants to build an all-new EV-only architecture that will spawn a raft of new vehicles from 2026, including a US-made three-row SUV that will reportedly go into production in 2025 with batteries sourced from North Carolina."

Once again, North Carolina leads the way...
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Post by eCat » Thu Jul 13, 2023 7:46 pm

about 10 years ago I bought some land with my brother near lake cumberland. The land butted up against a few hundred acres of Daniel Boone national park. We bought it to ride ATVs in the park but shortly after we bought the land, they stopped letting non authorized vehicles on the land.

So its sat mostly dormant as we thought we might do something with it. About 5 years ago I got a letter from a guy who owned a big section of land including across the road from ours wanting to buy it. We told him we'd sell it for $2K more than we paid for it and he declined, although we had a good conversation and he invited us to his 4th of July pig roast.

fast forward to Sunday , I decided to stop by the land and check on it, I haven't seen it in about 2 years. The guy across the street has it fenced in with horses on it, has a old junk ass boat and a trailer frame in the middle of it. I didn't say anything as I didn't really remember where our property line ended and the other started, but its clear he's on our land.

I don't know what to do, he is the boss hogg of that area, I'm sure he's tight with everyone including the local law enforcement. I was so pissed I couldn't think straight. I don't really mind the fence, but the junk he put on it means we'll never be able to sell it.

I'm going to have to deal with it sooner or later
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Tree » Thu Jul 13, 2023 8:03 pm

Man up, Nancy. This isn't a hard one.
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Post by eCat » Thu Jul 13, 2023 8:21 pm

shit, you haven't dealt with Kentucky hillbillies, otherwise you wouldn't be saying that
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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jul 13, 2023 8:22 pm

Offer to lease it to him if you're not using it. If not, he's gotta move along.

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Post by hedge » Thu Jul 13, 2023 8:56 pm

Hatfields and McCoys part deux...
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You're one too. Handle your shit.
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Post by hedge » Thu Jul 13, 2023 8:58 pm

Don't forget where you're from, eCat. Your pappy would never put up with something like this. #PaducahStrong...
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Post by DooKSucks » Fri Jul 14, 2023 7:25 am

This is some property law exam shit.

He could be a slick old geezer who is trying to get some free land via adverse possession. By using that fence he's showing actual possession and exclusive use that's open and notorious. If he goes long enough (15 to 20 years usually, depending on the suit), he can get ownership for free, and nothing makes a hillbilly happier than ripping off some outsider...
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Post by hedge » Fri Jul 14, 2023 7:55 am

Justin Schmidt made a lifetime study of insects that attack us

The intrepid entomologist, stung hundreds of times, died on February 18th, aged 75

To be stung by a wasp, an ant or a bee raises—beyond the “Ow!”—immediate questions. How can a creature so tiny inflict such remarkable pain? And why, when all you have done is to make a jam sandwich or dare to eat a peach, does it launch such a vicious and unprovoked attack?

Justin Schmidt wondered too, and spent his life trying to find out. Hence his nickname, “The King of Sting”. To further human knowledge he thrust his bare arms into hives of honey bees, dug up in Brazil a boiling swarm of bullet ants (which reduced him to a shaking wreck, held together by ice and beer), teetered in trees to cut down hornets’ nests, and filled his home-cum-lab west of Tucson with tanks of irritated wasps. He harvested the venom of hundreds of ants to compare it with the venom of other ants, at 200 ants for one-thousandth of a teaspoon. Over 35 years 150 different species of insect jabbed him but, to his regret, his pain threshold never rose. If they would not voluntarily perform (most were eager) he gritted his teeth, placed them on his arm and enticed them, in the name of science. Then, after cursing just a little, he took out his notebook and stopwatch and wrote it up.

Most famously, in 1983, he compiled the Schmidt Index, ranking the stings of 78 insects from one to four according to their pain. Most he had endured himself—felt he had to endure, because of his list—though colleagues chipped in. The honey bee was his anchoring value, since most people knew what a bee sting felt like, and was rated a two. He also provided a line or so, trembling on the edge of poetry, to describe each pain precisely. Thus the sweat bee sting (1), was “light and ephemeral, almost fruity. A tiny spark has singed a single hair on your arm.” The honey wasp’s (2) was “Spicy, blistering. A cotton swab dipped in habanero sauce has been pushed up your nose.” The unstable paper wasp’s (2) was “like a dinner guest who stays much too long.” As for the red-headed paper wasp’s (3), this was “irrationally intense...the closest you will come to seeing the blue of a flame from within the fire.”

This sounded like pure masochism, from a man who relished pain and had been stung so often by honey bees that he found it boring. (“Like a burning matchhead that lands on your skin.”) The sting of the club-horned wasp (0.5) was actually rated “disappointing”. But he strongly denied that he was either a masochist, or crazy. His list was a tool to explore why inflicting pain was more necessary for some insects than others.

Solitary insects, he found, tended to have a much milder sting than those organised into complex colonies. From this he deduced that stings allowed insects to get more food, hence build social structures, hence need to defend the nest, the workers, the immobile larvae and the whole teeming enterprise. The greater the danger, the higher the venom’s potency—even, in the case of a colony of paper wasps he was annoying once, blinding him when it was sprayed in microdroplets through the air. All that defending, incidentally, was left to the females; male insects did not sting, but hid, or fled. When he wanted to appal people he would pick up a male of a hyper-stinging species, like his favourite tarantula hawk wasp (pictured), and put on a brave grin.

Most stings were highly effective. Buzzing, bright colours and a hard shell helped; but predators thousands of times larger remembered stings keenly, and kept their distance. Only bears, skunks and honey badgers thought the pain worth the reward. He himself had never forgotten his first encounter with a bumble bee, which stung him on the neck when he was five and running wild in the woods of Appalachian Pennsylvania. That did not put him off, though. He was well adapted for entomology, a small, skinny kid with tiny fingers and a delicate way of picking honey bees off clover flowers. Insects enchanted him, especially flashy yellowjackets and tiger swallowtail butterflies; he fell in a swamp once, filthy and smelly, as he tried to catch a green darner dragonfly. As a teenager, he had his own beehives. In his early 20s, after an unsatisfying flirtation with chemistry (which did not creep and crawl enough), he was on the road in a car crammed with buckets and shovels to dig up and study harvester ants in Georgia. Their stings were curiously lasting. That curiosity shaped his life.

In general, he thought insects got a raw deal. Government research funding went to bigger creatures; no one seemed to care about wasps, or even ants. So although he held a senior post for 25 years at the Carl Hayden Bee Research Centre in Tucson, part of the federal Department of Agriculture, he worked on his own self-funded projects much of the time. They included looking for insects whose stings he might not have experienced yet.

For him, stings were not only interesting chemically and socially. They were also philosophically intriguing. The purpose of pain was to tell the body that damage was occurring, or about to occur. Many stings on his list, including those of the tarantula hawk, packed a punch but did no harm beyond a prick and a welt. By contrast, others, including the sting of the honey bee, seemed milder but were much more toxic; they could close down the body and, if delivered en masse, stop the heart. Stings seemed to be a sharp statement of truth, insect to human. But pain was often a lie. Only toxicity counted. It was all part of an awkward web of miscommunication and non-understanding which he hoped to unravel, given patience and time.

Meanwhile he had installed himself in south-eastern Arizona, on the edge of the Sonoran desert. He had already found Maricopa harvester ants there, the most savage variety. (“After eight unrelenting hours of drilling into that ingrown toenail, you find the drill is wedged in the toe.”) For the worst stingers, though, he would have to go farther south, as he often had, to the tropical and semi-tropical Americas. There he would encounter again the bullet ant (4+) with its “pure, intense, brilliant pain. Like walking over flaming charcoal with a three-inch nail in your heel.” Or, possibly, another 4, the warrior wasp: “Torture. You are chained in the flow of an active volcano. Why did I start this list?”■

This article appeared in the Obituary section of the print edition under the headline "The King of Sting"
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Post by Dave23 » Fri Jul 14, 2023 10:46 am

You had tree at “home cum lab”…
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Post by eCat » Sat Jul 15, 2023 7:25 am

turns out the junk on my land was left there by a meth addict whose land was being foreclosed. He decided to put it there because he believed a 1968 piece of shit boat and a bent trailer frame were valuable and didn't want to lose them in the foreclosure, and he knew I only showed up once every 2 or 3 years.

The neighbor who I thought did this contacted me after I left him a phone call, he is still a good guy, and told me he has been trying to contact me for several months to let me know what is going on.

Another neighbor put up the fence in an effort to stop the meth head from moving crap, which worked, but the meth head then turned his land into a dump essentially which has pissed everyone off that lives up there.

If anything good has come out of this, the neighbor that put up the fence wants to buy the land from us.

We'll see how it goes.

Given its not the person I thought it was (putting the shit on my property), I don't have any issue going after him. Once I get this rental house sorted, I'll probably go back down there with my truck, load up the boat and take it to dump. The trailer is so big I'll need to get someone to cut it up or move it with a tractor.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Jul 15, 2023 8:10 am

Yee Haw!

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Post by eCat » Sun Jul 16, 2023 7:53 pm

been going thru several ideas


first idea was to go down there, take the boat motor, then set the rest of the boat on fire. Wife was concerned the crazy sumbitch would drive up to Cinci and try to shoot me if I did it.

so I've settled on running an add on craigslist giving the boat away to someone, and let him wonder what happened to it.
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Post by Dave23 » Tue Jul 18, 2023 9:43 am

Anyone have an Amazon Super Box, or know anyone with one? Thoughts?

Looking for options besides YouTube TV for NFL games this fall…
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jul 18, 2023 11:34 am

Nope.

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Post by eCat » Wed Jul 19, 2023 8:18 am

I do not have one, but I would strongly consider IPTV on a Firestick.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Tree » Sat Jul 22, 2023 3:26 am

Just had an idea on how to get rich, brahs. Make the first Ferengi statue. Peeps will be paying out the ass for that shit.
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Post by hedge » Sat Jul 22, 2023 11:18 am

What's Ferengi?
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