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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by hedge » Tue Aug 26, 2014 10:35 am

At least she didn't say "No, thanks to your poor ass I'll be sassed and shunned. You've got 4 years to get off your lazy ass and make some money so this won't happen again when I go to college"...
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Tue Aug 26, 2014 11:13 am

I've got about 2 years of college saved for each of the kids. More if they go to a cheaper college, less if they go private.

Now if the boy joins the military and the girl gets a scholarship - I have a houseboat.
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Post by hedge » Tue Aug 26, 2014 11:18 am

Sounds like somebody has some early morning ice water buckets coming in his near future...
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Aug 26, 2014 11:42 am

My kids have no interest in college even though it's paid for. They'd rather have the cash instead. Smart kids.
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Post by hedge » Tue Aug 26, 2014 11:46 am

CaaaiiiiiissssshhhhHHHH!!!!!!!
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by CAT » Wed Sep 03, 2014 1:15 pm

eCat, I went to very exclusive private schools, my sister went to public schools. My sister is a multi millionairess----------I'm not!
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Post by eCat » Wed Sep 03, 2014 1:45 pm

all I know is I'd be poor (er)
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Sep 05, 2014 6:13 pm

Good call e on the Country Day decision. You're daughter is safer in Milford. The soccer team is the 1st of many to fall for hazing. Many rich daddy's are calling Elk and Elk right now. Or Rubinstein.
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Re: MIT Engineers

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Epic prom pics...

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(my fave)

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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Sep 08, 2014 10:54 am

They guy who took his Xbox to the prom was pretty funny.
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Re: MIT Engineers

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Bklyn wrote:Epic prom pics...

http://viewmixed.com/12348/12348

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:03 pm

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Post by hedge » Wed Sep 10, 2014 8:59 am

I don't wear pink, though...
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:16 am

DS does.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Sun Sep 14, 2014 11:28 pm

This is kind of in my wheel house - a bunch of gun related talk but if you want to know some real internet bullshit artist, look not further than Gecko45 - proud Mall cop

I can't tell if the guy is bullshitting to impress people or just fucking with them, but he's dedicated to it either way

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Bklyn » Mon Sep 15, 2014 12:20 am

Heh...he has to face unruly shoppers every day at the mall, hence his special wall climbing boots, expertise in Ninjitsu, four separate routes to get to the mall and need for body armor. At least it's not at the Mall of America. Who knows what paraphenalia he would need to feel safe.

His wife/sig other is also a legend.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:56 am

Damn you, eCat. That was pure gold and I didn't have the time to donate to it.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by BigRedMan » Mon Sep 15, 2014 8:21 am

"We were previuosly restricted to .38’s and two Mossberg 500’s with less leathel rounds in them, but when our team saved the life and possibly the virginity of the Mayor’s nephew"

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Sep 15, 2014 8:39 am

I knew a guy like that. Said he was a ninja. Said he was a SEAL and couldn't tell me about his missions because it was still classified and I didn't have the clearance. Anyway, we were talking guns and I let him look at one of my .45s. Empty of course, he pulled the slide back, and didn't know how to release it back. He handed it back me and said, "it must be jammed."

My 16-year-old son, who was big in BJJ and Kyokushin at the time, at first kept wanting to spar the guy so he could say he sparred a SEAL. He explained to my son that he couldn't be responsible for his death, because he was so skilled.

I then asked him what SEAL stood for, and he didn't know. Came up with something like Special Environments And Logistics or something close.


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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Mon Sep 15, 2014 9:40 am

I decided he was fucking with people when he said they were using High Point's as their carbine , Norcin as the primary and Jensen as their backup.

I don't have any bad things to say about high point, especially their carbines - its on my wish list, but Norcin and Jensen guns are pot metal junk

When I read that I kind of figured he was some gun guy creating this persona to just get those gun nuts riled up.
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