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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by BigRedMan » Thu Mar 20, 2014 8:31 am

The brother in the back was even smiling and came back from around the corner cause he heard the setup the first time. LMAO.
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Post by hedge » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:02 am

Check out the grinning bailiff in the background....
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Dave23 » Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:35 pm

Top notch, top notch...
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:18 am

so here are the fuckers that are breaking into peoples cars in our neighborhood.

While I am in the front yard talking to my neighbor, he is hiding in my neighbors backyard right at the gate behind his camper (look to the right of the tree and you can see his legs behind the gate)

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Here they are running by our cars about to jump my fence and go into the woods that is a green zone between the houses

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The pictures are crap but they don't know we have the camera so I'm going to move it tomorrow to where they'll run facing it.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Saint » Tue Mar 25, 2014 2:16 am

I'm assuming you didn't know they were there while you were outside talking to your neighbor? Otherwise, I can't imagine the need for more cameras...

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Post by eCat » Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:59 am

Saint wrote:I'm assuming you didn't know they were there while you were outside talking to your neighbor? Otherwise, I can't imagine the need for more cameras...
yea I didn't know they were hiding out in my other neighbors back yard
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Don't go too George Zimmerman on their asses, eCat.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 25, 2014 7:50 am

There aint no black people around those parts. Mexicans probably. Or meth freaks.

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Post by BigRedMan » Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:23 am

If you know for a fact that are opening certain doors or someplace, hook up a live 210-220 (whatever it takes) current to handle or something and just wait for them to open it.
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Post by eCat » Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:32 am

no, no , no

much less dramatic.

going to let the trail cam take a clear picture of their face, find out who they are, print out the picture and give it to the parents.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by BigRedMan » Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:34 am

You will still get to meet the parents after you show them the cam pictures of them pissing and shitting themselves after being hit with a good shock.
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Post by crashcourse » Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:34 am

have a 2001 honda accord bought new with 170K miles on it in pretty good shape. loaned it to my son who was starting a new job involving 120 mile round trip . dumbass stops at convience store for a mountain dew on a frigid day last month and leaves car running. it wasnt there when he came out of the store but two witnesses watched somebody jump out of a lime green car and into my accord and sped off.

it was like pulling teeth trying to get the manager to come in and rewind the surveillance footage--images turned out to grainy. tried to get some footage from a store accross the street.no avail. cops said 70% of the time these cars show up --well 3 weeks ago it did--had , syringes. pot, 5 bags of clothes in the trunk, bolt cutters, tennis balls, 1 vase of flowers and 3 or four roses wilting, spilled drinks, rahmman, diapers, a baby seat and little kids shoes and the couples wallets with cellphone--the guy was in the car when the cops found it who knows where the rest of the family was. Picjked it up at the impound lot and emptied the car into a police van and drove off. anyhoo wondering if the flowers had anything to do with cooking crystal meth

anyway for some reason i still had full coverage on it god knows why--basically i didnt see i still had coverage. so we got a free rental. then when we got the car back--there was a dent on the front--an oil rag stuffed where the oil cap should be, and of course the inside was trashed.

that night crackhead girlfriend calls our house begging for us not to press charges on crackhead boyfriend--claims he had nothing to do with the theft and to let her man go. she said he had bought it from a buddy whodid the stealing. I asked her how she got our number. she said my name was on the registration and she googled it. I then asked her what she was doing with my registration that was in the glovebox of the car orignially. busted. told her if she called back she could join crackhead boyfriend in jail.

anyhoo--insurance adjustor gave us 1200 bucks after our deductible--got the car detailed for 200 buckks and its running just as good as ever. friday I was subpoennaed and had to go testify and crackhead boyfriends arraignment. the girl was behind him and I think she is baby mamma to a fairly brand new one. I googled his name afterwards and he's been arrested and had over 20 charges against him the last 10 years so any sympathy for the family went out the door.

DA office is the one pressing charges--I have nothing to do with that decision-- I was there friday just to say yes i owned the car and no didnt lend it to crackhead and no I dont keep syriiges/multiple lighters/and remnants of pot all over the car on a regular basis.

so thats my car theft story for the month.

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:40 am

Gonna suck to see hedge head back to jail.

Not really.

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Post by eCat » Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:56 am

crashcourse wrote:have a 2001 honda accord bought new with 170K miles on it in pretty good shape. loaned it to my son who was starting a new job involving 120 mile round trip . dumbass stops at convience store for a mountain dew on a frigid day last month and leaves car running. it wasnt there when he came out of the store but two witnesses watched somebody jump out of a lime green car and into my accord and sped off.

it was like pulling teeth trying to get the manager to come in and rewind the surveillance footage--images turned out to grainy. tried to get some footage from a store accross the street.no avail. cops said 70% of the time these cars show up --well 3 weeks ago it did--had , syringes. pot, 5 bags of clothes in the trunk, bolt cutters, tennis balls, 1 vase of flowers and 3 or four roses wilting, spilled drinks, rahmman, diapers, a baby seat and little kids shoes and the couples wallets with cellphone--the guy was in the car when the cops found it who knows where the rest of the family was. Picjked it up at the impound lot and emptied the car into a police van and drove off. anyhoo wondering if the flowers had anything to do with cooking crystal meth

anyway for some reason i still had full coverage on it god knows why--basically i didnt see i still had coverage. so we got a free rental. then when we got the car back--there was a dent on the front--an oil rag stuffed where the oil cap should be, and of course the inside was trashed.

that night crackhead girlfriend calls our house begging for us not to press charges on crackhead boyfriend--claims he had nothing to do with the theft and to let her man go. she said he had bought it from a buddy whodid the stealing. I asked her how she got our number. she said my name was on the registration and she googled it. I then asked her what she was doing with my registration that was in the glovebox of the car orignially. busted. told her if she called back she could join crackhead boyfriend in jail.

anyhoo--insurance adjustor gave us 1200 bucks after our deductible--got the car detailed for 200 buckks and its running just as good as ever. friday I was subpoennaed and had to go testify and crackhead boyfriends arraignment. the girl was behind him and I think she is baby mamma to a fairly brand new one. I googled his name afterwards and he's been arrested and had over 20 charges against him the last 10 years so any sympathy for the family went out the door.

DA office is the one pressing charges--I have nothing to do with that decision-- I was there friday just to say yes i owned the car and no didnt lend it to crackhead and no I dont keep syriiges/multiple lighters/and remnants of pot all over the car on a regular basis.

so thats my car theft story for the month.
wow - I'd be a bit unnerved if the thief calls my house after stealing my shit
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by crashcourse » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:01 am

cost me 200 bucks to change the locks

had kinda let our security system lapse when we got some windows and doors replaced. updated that

have a 9mm baretta 92F in our bedroom now

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Post by hedge » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:47 am

"cops said 70% of the time these cars show up --well 3 weeks ago it did--had , syringes. pot, 5 bags of clothes in the trunk, bolt cutters, tennis balls,"

Tennis balls, wilted flowers, etc, I can see, but why would anyone leave their weed and syringes?
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Post by hedge » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:50 am

"I was there friday just to say yes i owned the car and no didnt lend it to crackhead and no I dont keep syriiges/multiple lighters/and remnants of pot all over the car on a regular basis."

If that had been me, I hope my lawyer would've stopped after I answered the first question...
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Post by crashcourse » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:01 am

I think he was living in the car

he got arrested in the car a week after it was jacked


"If that had been me, I hope my lawyer would've stopped after I answered the first question."..

he never took the stand--I didnt have a lawyer i was subpoenad by the DA to testify against the guy.

the tennisballs and roses just seemed so out of place

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Post by Saint » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:20 am

cocaine is a helluva drug...

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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:49 am

I have many clients who would agree, and I have many who will tell you that meth is more so....
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