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Re: MIT Engineers
Beat me to it. Heh.
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Re: MIT Engineers
make me an offer. The 10 year old could be had pretty cheap.
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Re: MIT Engineers
I took my 12 yr old daughter trail riding yesterday and posted some pictures on facebook.
So she asked me to change her profile picture of her riding the quad and I did. She doesn't use facebook, matter of face when she logged on she had about 30 friend requests.
So anyways, I'm looking at her page and is has a so-n-so friend has answered a question about you - one of those auto generating things that appear in facebook and the question was "what is <insert my daughters name> favorite sexual position?
which I'm sure gave my mom a heart attack after her going there to look at the trail riding pics
I guess that is what we get for giving a 12 year old a facebook page
So she asked me to change her profile picture of her riding the quad and I did. She doesn't use facebook, matter of face when she logged on she had about 30 friend requests.
So anyways, I'm looking at her page and is has a so-n-so friend has answered a question about you - one of those auto generating things that appear in facebook and the question was "what is <insert my daughters name> favorite sexual position?
which I'm sure gave my mom a heart attack after her going there to look at the trail riding pics
I guess that is what we get for giving a 12 year old a facebook page
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: MIT Engineers
lol
sad part is you need to have her on the pill in 2 years
and I tell that to every parent with a 14 yo daughter
sad part is you need to have her on the pill in 2 years
and I tell that to every parent with a 14 yo daughter
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...and get the HPV vaccine. Also, explain to her the STI dangers of unprotected oral sex and the STI and long term cancer impacts of unprotected anal.
(maybe that last one can wait until she's 17...Jesus, I'm freaking out and my daughter is only 2)
(maybe that last one can wait until she's 17...Jesus, I'm freaking out and my daughter is only 2)
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Re: MIT Engineers
Maybe Hedge can take care of those little talks for you.
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Re: MIT Engineers
NFW
My daughter won't be going to college in North Carolina as a result of Hedge.
My daughter won't be going to college in North Carolina as a result of Hedge.
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He'll be dead by then.
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lol
I mean RIP hedge
I mean RIP hedge
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The MIF had both her daughters vaccinated for HPV and on the pill by the time they were 15...
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I think my daughter is as pure as driven snow, she gets on to me when I curse in front of her, has never watched South Park or even Family Guy, loves animals,etc.
Even with all that, we are putting her on the pill when she is 15
Even with all that, we are putting her on the pill when she is 15
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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My oldest is 15. I've been telling her mom she needs to be on the pill for a year now if she inherited my sex drive. Obviously her mom thinks she inherited hers cause she ain't on in yet.
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"Even with all that, we are putting her on the pill when she is 15"
How old is she now? They become a whole different species b/w 12 and 15...
How old is she now? They become a whole different species b/w 12 and 15...
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hedge wrote:"Even with all that, we are putting her on the pill when she is 15"
How old is she now? They become a whole different species b/w 12 and 15...
she is 12
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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My youngest is 12 too. Not even a thought at this point.
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Re: MIT Engineers
It starts slow, but then one day you wake up and you're like "who is this person living with me?" That will happen when, for example, she laughs knowingly at some sexual reference on TV. Not to say that she really knows what they're talking about from experience, but it will be the kind of thing her and her friends will have been discussing and texting about. Her body might not be there yet, but her mind will be. And where the mind is, the body will soon follow. Don't fret, you'll be looking back and laughing at yourself by the time she's in college. To say nothing of when you're minding the grandkids...
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Re: MIT Engineers
How many kids has Hedge had? (I mean something HE actually created & didn't just lure into his candy van)
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I'm already having serious headaches with the boy at 14.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I admit that the sexual activity of the MIF's girls has not concerned me. The older one I'm pretty sure didn't lose her virginity until she was 19, so she never caused any worries. The younger one was a different story, though. I'm sure I would've felt differently about it if she was my biological daughter or even if I had been around since she was a toodler, but I didn't even meet her until she was 9, and I could already tell she was sneaky, devious and willful. So her trajectory as she entered her teen years was no surprise at all...
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Is she 16? If so, send her my way...hedge wrote:I admit that the sexual activity of the MIF's girls has not concerned me. The older one I'm pretty sure didn't lose her virginity until she was 19, so she never caused any worries. The younger one was a different story, though. I'm sure I would've felt differently about it if she was my biological daughter or even if I had been around since she was a toodler, but I didn't even meet her until she was 9, and I could already tell she was sneaky, devious and willful. So her trajectory as she entered her teen years was no surprise at all...
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