Post
by eCat » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:33 pm
not to get too graphic but my wife expressed a desire to me recently to become more regular and I guess dannon yogurt wasn't doing the trick.
I remembered reading about someone calling Magnesium Citrate the "gut bomb" so I suggested she try it. The stuff is only like a $1.05 so I had my doubts about it actually doing anything.
This was weeks ago and I had forgot all about it. Well this morning after I leave for work, she stumbles across it in the fridge and decides to try it. I come home for lunch and she is telling me she tried it and how it didn't work because she only had gone to the bathroom once. I didn't think much about it and went about making me a sandwich at the island in the kitchen. We have a TV in the kitchen so I sit down to watch whatever and she sits down beside me telling me about what we need to do to the camper to get ready for a camping trip next weekend.
She is going on about cleaning the camper and then immediately stops mid sentence, looks at me stoned faced, shoots one eye brown up while furrowing the other and sucks in her bottom lip. A cold sweat breaks out at her hairline and she runs off to the bathroom without saying another word.
I'll leave the rest to your shrimp omelet imaginations, but I will say I left to go back to work and she hadn't come out yet.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.