The Goat Pen

Trump is seeking 100% rentals from those not hand-picked to be in his inner cabal. Actually, most of us (well, y'all because I will be slain early after slaughtering rooms full of MAGA babies) will be slaves and not have to worry about rent.

Blinking lights cause seizures, retard

Poor people live by one credo: when it really gets worse, we eat the children of those who made it happen after we cut off their faces to wear as masks.

Why is Ralph wiggum still here?

Looks like he pushed off to gain an advantage, however slight it may have been. Regardless, Duke choked and it's not the refs' fault

Who's #2? halle berry?

His shit either works or it doesn't. No in between and damn sure no mercy for his supporters if it doesn't. It's a fucking win-win for me. If the economy improves, I can get my teeth fixed. If it goes in the shitter, I can chew holes in motherfuckers' necks until they fall out. I'm fucking good eith...

Duke lost? Aaaashahahahaha!!

Gotdamn, I knew they'd blow it. Smuggery wiped with shit. Again.

That's gotta be one of your all time worst decisions, along with not going through with the tiger pit in your yard for the neighborhood scofflaws

eCat wrote: ↑Mon Mar 31, 2025 10:16 am

The one on the reft rooks rike a chink Coach K

eCat wrote: ↑Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:37 pm

hedge wrote: ↑Tue Apr 01, 2025 11:30 am "Oddly enough I did go on the Majestic Princess 2 years ago."

Office sent you to deliver a sticky note to Aruba?

no, unfortunately, those days are over. I have maybe one left before I retire

Be sure to try the shrimp omelet

Wasn't Sampson going to coach State at one time?

He made a cool exit, I guess. I don't really know him or have watched SNL since Will Ferrell was on it. The fact that it's a"news" story is beyond ridiculous.

Is that a big hairy mole on her chin?

Charlie Kirk has too much margin around his face. His features are crammed in the middle of his head, like a drawing on a pool cueball. He probably should stick with audio podcasts.

Probably will become commonplace going forward. There'll be no more March Madness. Just the highest payrolls.

My plan is to slaughter people in their beds

So UConn won the last 2 NCAA tournaments? Shit, I don't remember that at all.

aTm did too

Well, I'm the loser in last place in TGP bracket challenge