The Goat Pen

"but there were too many unranked to go any higher." I suspect that if I haven't seen it, my comedy antenna must've detected something that led me to not see it. My agents are everywhere, feeding me info on what is worthy and what is not. Sometimes I rush out on my own without waiting for ...

"Get Him to the Greek blew chunks."

It was the best thing that dude's been in and, IIRC, some chunks did get blown in that movie...

"Bklyn, there is a trend among former Brooklynites to wear Brooklyn public school t-shirts."

I heard a band named Santigold x Diplo on XM radio this morning doing a cover of The Clash's "Guns of Brixton", except they called it "Guns of Brooklyn"...

I'm not really much of a Seth Rogan fan. Don't dislike his stuff, just don't think it's great. I didn't really like Pineapple Express that much. Not bad (none of his stuff is outright bad) but just not even close to classic hilarious. I did like the recent one he did with Adam Sandler. Same with Jon...

These blooper/outtakes from Step Bros. (starting at the 4:35 mark) are far funnier than anything in the movie...

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"Big Red Man got one of the two bonuses but a few egregious errors meant he topped out with a B."

I'm assuming BRM putting Step Bros. at #3 is the egregious error you speak of...

Whoever said Tropic Thunder was right. That would be just below Anchorman. Not quite as funny, but probably a better movie overall...

Fuck it, Old School should be second based on the Will Ferrell dart gun scene alone...

Anchorman Talladega Nights The Hangover Old School Wedding Crashers Meet the Parents Zoolander 40 year old virgin Step Brothers (was looking forward to this one, very disappointed) Superbad (I'm pretty sure I saw this one, but can't really remember) Did not see (or forgot I saw): Role Models, Forget...

We will whip UK by 15+ in Rupp this year. Fucking slaughter...

From the Twitterverse....

@WojYahooNBA (Adrian Wojnarowski)
An NBA scout gushing over UNC's Harrison Barnes battling KDurant at Chicago camp last night. "Top pick in the next draft -- by far," he says

"Wouldn't that guarantee that 18 percocets were consumed in about 5 or 6 hours??"

Not really, as there is no restriction on pills or beer b/w holes. It's not like we wait until somebody wins the hole. That's just a bonus...

Hell, it seems like Carolina (UNC) has been to the CWS every year for the past decade and we still haven't managed to win the thing. Have we even made it to the finals?

Me and Logan used to play that loser of the hole had to chug a beer and pop a Percoset. It wasn't a disadvantage, b/c the winner usually did that same...

How's Coples' ass taste, Auggie?

She was Jack Nicholson's ditzy blonde love (or something) interest in Crow's favorite movie, Five Easy Pieces. She had co-starred with Nicholson a year earlier in Easy Rider...

Cal is undefeated in Rupp, an admirable streak that is going to end in humiliating fashion when the Tar Heels roll into Lexington in December and whip UK's ass by 20...

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He was a pretty good bus driver, too. Not great, obviously, but good...

That's not Jenn Brown, that's the gonorrhea...