The Goat Pen

I wanted to go to the upper deck, we could've gotten seats about 6 rows up on the lower deck on about the 25 yard line, but nobody else wanted to do it...

Welp, after agonizing for 2 days and checking out almost every available seat, we ended up getting seats in almost the exact same spot, just 4 rows higher...

Well, whatever else you can say about Roy, it's certainly true that when he has the horses he let's em run. And next year, he's got thoroughbreds....

"Roy, you have to say, has found a way to toe that line and get the best of both worlds. What can you say about next year's Carolina team? Sure, luck is involved; you could argue that Barnes would never have stuck around if his season had started the way it ended. But now, Roy has his perfect m...

Of course, Larry Bird agrees completely with what I've been saying for years. Zeller will be the best pro player off of the current Carolina squad... "Think for a second about being Tyler Zeller on this random Tuesday in May. Every day is a pretty good day right now for Zeller. He is rolling ar...

It's fun watching Space whip the shit out of IB...

Carolina has instituted a new seating policy this year, you get to pick your seats based on longevity and contributions to the Rams Club. Anyway, they've got this fancy website set up that allows you to see what is available and shows a panoramic view from any seat in the stadium. I'm pretty sure we...

"iirc Mike took off after somebody gave him a standard worldcrossing cussing out. he just couldnt handle being called a faggot pedophile and accused of assfucking his daughter."

IB whines like a pussy about it, too...

But not such a nice ass. In fact, fat as shit, in a horrible way...

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This one is even worse...

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I hope we run IB off...

I see IB is still a cum-guzzling jackass...

what is the point of creating something like that, that will post randomly on random message boards? I mean, why?

"That's fine but please don't pretend I do not know what "analysis" is." I know you do, I was just being sassful. I'm sure that "speculation" plays some role in price discovery of any commodity or anything at all, really, that can be bought or sold. Indeed, that is one ...

He really starts jamming around the 1 minute mark...

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"For example, several recent analyses of oil prices seem to suggest that as much as 15-20 bucks of the 100 dollar price of a barrel of oil these days is as a result of speculation by profit motivated financial investers...." That's merely speculation on their part, although I'll admit it d...

“He was a lion of a man, and he departed us in much the same way.”

That's bullshit, lions don't die from jumping out a second story window...

Were they living together in perfect harmony?

"who downloads porn anymore?"

I was thinking that same thing last night whilst trolling xvideos.com. No telling how many gigs of porn I have downloaded, but I haven't looked at any of it in many months...

"Also, Rat's left arm is twice the size of his right."

Crow spends more time assessing the arms of other men than Liberace on a slave galley...

How's klaatu's place doing?