The Goat Pen

Robert E. (maybe he should've added another E) Howard's Conan stories are the best...

"I'm to much of a provocateur to be entirely lovable."

You're right, your spelling is atrocious...

"Well He was a carpenter and a Rabbi RedBird. And I doubt that while He was a carpenter, that He worked for free." Congratulations, IB. You've managed to post something so goddamn motherfucking stupid that, as much as I despise you and want to see you ridiculed and scorned, even I am embar...

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Everyone rest easy. I solved the problem. I had inadvertently removed the audio device from my harddrive...

" Too bad Christians don't follow that guy Jesus' teachings. Some of them do RedBird. I try to...." You fail miserably. For example: "I'm not sure Christ would have been AGAINST the 3-bedroom, 2-bath, home mortgage." IB is dumber than a rock, but that in itself doesn't negate him...

"I had seen most of the Tunder/Grizz game" Were you writing that with the accent of Noonan's girlfriend in Caddyshack? "you mighta given yourselves a chance if you'd played us like uconne did" You mean shoot 1-12 from behind the arc? We did that and still almost won. UConne did t...

"Initially the NAZIs did not intend to murder the Jewish people, but instead they wanted every single Jew deported from the Deutsch Lebensraum. "The Jews must get out of Germany, indeed out of Europe altogether," -Joseph Goebbels (1937)" Why would anybody leave Europe to go live ...

OKC's breakdown last night was kinda painful to watch. Kinda felt bad for Durant and Westbrook, but they're young and that type of collapse will probably be a lesson that they'll carry with them for the rest of their careers. Painful now, but will pay dividends in the future. Kinda like Carolina's l...

OK, I did some troubleshooting and I got this message: "If you think you have a sound card installed, but you don't see it under the Sound, video and game controllers category, expand the Other devices category and check any devices listed there." So I did that and I saw "multimedia a...

I think it has something to do with that damn Commando fire wall I installed...

It's showing my default sound playback device as "Modem # 0 Line Playback". That doesn't seem right...

Can't hear anything from the headphones. I went to the audio in the control panel and tried to play a couple of the standard Windows sounds and a box came up that said "cannot play the sound (whatever). You sound card may be in use." When I opened iTunes, before it even opened a dialog box...

Is that the sequel to The Human Centipede?

"knowing that all you have to do is show up each morning, straight and sober, you keep your job harkens back to Industrialized America. That is not the world in which we all now live."

Showing up each morning straight and sober was never the world in which I've lived...

For some reason, my audio crapped out. I've just got speakers plugged into the back of the machine, never had any issues, but now I get nothing, from any source. Help...

"“I’m kind of on a honeymoon right now with this bride [after winning the national championship].” There’s an Evan Daniels joke in there somewhere." What would an Evan Daniels joke sound like? "a 22-game SEC card where there is a true round-robin schedule would really be exciting, but...

The first pic was from a few years ago when she was in her 20's. That was tolerable but definitely on the large side and showing signs (esp. at that age) of mushrooming. The second pic shows the natural progression from borderline too big to fat as shit and not even close to being in proportion. The...