The Goat Pen

"Hiroshima Carp?"

Stu had an old black man history teacher when we were in high school, one of his most-impersonated vocal mannerisms was the way he pronounced Hiroshima: "Here-OSH-eh-muh". The other was "Naggie-Sackie"...

From what I can tell, it is fully unoperational...

Is that the landlady from Kingpin?

"Innocent bystander (as is Dora) are obviously Wiki-warriors that don't have a clue as to what they are talking about."

Wait, I thought you said yesterday that Dora was the only one of us idiots that got it right? Now this? WTF?

More: Brett (Newport Beach) Could Grant Jerrett and Brandon Ashley share the same front court? Dave Telep (3:53 PM) I'll say this about Arizona's recruiting and potential frontcourt. With Jerrett and the guards they have, adding Ashley would make them a prohibitive favorite to win a national champio...

From an ESPN Q&A with Dave Telep: jake (florida) It seems as if Kentucky will not take home the number 1 class in 2012. I cant see any of the top guys committing there. Do they have a chance of landing muhammad, purvis, or ashley? Dave Telep (3:48 PM) Jake, UK's run at No. 1 recruiting classes w...

Is that Harry Carey's daughter?

"Iran would be a cakewalk for our military."

I wish you'd cakewalk your dumb ass to Iran right now and spout your stupid shit to them...

Is there no way to make the log in duration more than 15 minutes?

Or we could just drop a few nukes on them...

HAMLET: Then saw you not his face?

HORATIO: O, yes, my lord; he wore his beaver up.

I used to work at L'Enfant Plaza. We had a lumbie indian woman who worked with us who was famous for her malapropisms, she always referred to it as LeFlant... "The only thing that would drive most people crazy is how the streets are lined up when you're driving." I disagree. DC is set up i...

how do you change the size of a picture?

"there is our 2012 PG" And here's ours. Damn, this guy looks like he's 30 years old, maybe Kanter's older brother... [img2]http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/93/936241.jpg[/img2] Davis Follows Tar Heel Dreams By Matt Morgan Inside Carolina Posted May 26, 2011 Luke Davis is coming home. The...

"Sad that Dora was the only one of you idiots that realized the US Invasion of both Iraq and Afghanistan had strengthed Iran's influence and power in the middle east tremendously rather than having diminished it." Why is that sad? Also, I'd advise you not to get into a debate with innocent...

Yeah, DC is cool... "So what's the best place to live between San Rafael, Novato, or Petaluma, CA?" 1, 3, 2, unless you like a bit more rural feel (although certainly with all the amenities you could want), then switch 1 and 2. Novato is a distant 3rd in any case. San Rafael is probably th...

More: "That UK team was heavy on C's and PG's with not much in between. Cousins and Orton were both centers. Patterson played center for UK during his first 2 seasons. Bledsoe and Wall were point guards. Next year, UK will have: a top-5 C in all of college basketball a top-3 PF a top-5 SF a top...

Cary is virtually crime free, and Raleigh is very low comparable to cities of the same population (and even much less population). We're a peaceful folk here in NC. Compare Raleigh to, say, any city in Ohio. Bunch of violent rapists and murderers in Ohio...

This is why I love KSR... " Originally posted by One4Wall: e) They have only ONE shot blocker. Seriously... 7-foot Tyler Zeller averages as many blocks as 6'6 Darius Miller. For instance, if Henson is guarding Jones and he is playing on the perimeter, the rest of our players can go to the rim a...

That's just how God intended it...