The Goat Pen

that chick on CNN - is this what the voters voted for?

the guy should have said - the people that voted for Trump don't give two fucks about Moody's credit rating

I just fed one to my cat

the cicada invasion is about to start here - I can see them flying around the yard as I sit here typing

LOL

hedge wrote: ↑Fri May 16, 2025 6:48 am "she almost ran over a guy riding a motorcycle last night and I yelled at her"

He must've been black...

hey you almost ran over that guy!

he was black!

oh.....never mind

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Thu May 15, 2025 9:31 pm What's the Mrs. think about that? Or do you both have separate bedrooms by now?

she almost ran over a guy riding a motorcycle last night and I yelled at her, so she's not talking to me at the moment.

is their an amendment for women drivers (and Asians?)

you want the world fixed, repeal the 19th amendment

GOP Senator Introduces Bill to Make All Porn a Federal Crime, Following Project 2025 Playbook Mike Lee wants to deliver a death knell to PornHub. https://gizmodo.com/gop-senator-introduces-bill-to-make-all-porn-a-federal-crime-following-project-2025-playbook-2000600994 Where does that motherfucker ...

I find this interesting, David Hogg gets voted as the DNC vice chair, and I remember catching a bit of the voting process, they had trannies , purple hairs, flannel shirts, and angry black women - every facet of the democratic base was represented and just like with Biden, they ended up electing the...

innocentbystander wrote: ↑Mon May 12, 2025 11:13 am So a homosexual boy got his very first kiss from a woman and that woman just happened to be Katy Perry, the astronaut! Maybe he got his first moral, healthy, natural hard on, and she cured him from lusting a man’s hairy asshole?

you didn't read the community notes

he was busted for child porn

I never made this connection

I don’t have a problem tipping for traditional service but I saw where someone posted this and it’s my new rule. If I am standing when I order my food then I am not tipping. so that brings me to my current disappointment. A chain called Burger FI I haven't eaten at one since maybe 2017 but I remembe...

mom, how did grandpa die again?

for the last time, a kangaroo beat his ass!

after some thought I've decided I'm going to fire them actually I met with the CEO of our company for the first time in my 25 years here and he told me no way is he going to ever make Gen Z employees come back into the office because they will quit. I think he's wrong but I value my job more than I ...

teaching a class just outside Detroit this week, mixed bag of ages. Part of my presentation is the new norms for remote work and all the Gen Z are arguing with me saying a hoodie and ball cap is perfectly acceptable for video calls with executives at customer accounts. They were basically "ok b...

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goddamn man, I thought my ass was cheap our first trip to Disney we went to a Disney store which used to be all the rage with parents of young children in Malls and we bought discounted tickets to the park which at the time were still in the $600 or more range. Wife and I dutifully left in our packe...

my company is a corporate sponsor at Epcot so employees have a nice air conditioned lounge with snacks and drinks when they visit the park. There is also a section dedicated for viewing fireworks or whatever at the end of the night. no discounts on tickets though. We've had a few corporate events in...