The Goat Pen

I'll take it

I heard someone say this and it fits you know when its like middle of August, its 96 degrees outside, its humid and as soon as you go outside your clothes stick to you. You are walking around , sweaty, hot and then you walk into an office building and you get hit with a blast of artic air and you ju...

"looks like I'm going to Dubai in April with the wife for a work related thing." Delivering a Post-it note? I wish, that would be more fun actually I created an app that we use to evaluate employees by creating a 5 year profile for whatever reason it caught on and that earned me a spot on...

how the fuck are the Bengals losing with this?

the planets are aligning

this has always been bullshit to me



Apparently Elon feels the same way - says he wants the government to implement a website you go to, punch in your information and it tells you what you owe in taxes. Seems reasonable to me

looks like I'm going to Dubai in April with the wife for a work related thing. to be honest, I knew it was a possibility and I told my wife about it, telling her that if they offered it I was turning it down. She let me know in no uncertain terms that she wanted to go, so I am going but I don't real...

she hated Trump so much she threw away her career. Other people tracking polls knew she was manipulating the numbers to get the result she wanted

I didn't even watch it

its not the offense , the defense implodes after a quarter

Kelly thought coaching at LSU would be easier than Notre Dame

Rosie Perez as a ringside announcer. How does that happen

Tyson fight -I think Tyson loses either because he takes a dive or he actually gets beat up. Don’t get me wrong, I would love to see a guy my age beat the dog shit out of a YouTube celebrity but he isn’t fighting Jake Paul, he is fighting Father Time, and he is undefeated

btw, the head of HHS now is Xavier Becerra, a lawyer who focused on cases for mental patients at one time then moved into politics and AG for CA. He got the job because he is pro choice and support planned parenthood, also because he likes suing Trump You might want to lower your standards on who is...

I think the point is that Obama thought Kennedy wasn't a kook, not the rest of it

"Obama’s transition planners are weighing several other celebrity-level political stars for Cabinet posts, including retired Gen. Colin L. Powell for secretary of defense or education, the officials said." What is the ostensible point here? That Colin Powell, a former head of the Joint Ch...