The Goat Pen

I also don't like Bynum's punk streak.

I'm still all about the curvaceous broads...every time we air the Lane Bryant lingerie ad at work I'm driven to distraction.

Thanks!

Yeah, I read that, too. Plenty of straight women adore them some gay men, but yeah, like Brook said.

...to "Metta World Peace".

Screw the draft: Ron Artest has filed papers to change his name...

Kevin Ding:

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/brya ... s-nba.html

5:20: Breen mentions the 20-7 free throw disparity for Miami, then gets electroshocked by ABC producers.

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/665 ... etro-diary

Good stuff. Turns out Dirk was the one who took his talents to South Beach.

Lurch is synonymous with rings.

Nowitzki is now truly Der Fuhrer...I always though that was a much more tasteful nickname than the Diggler.

I move we give Dot tagline rights for that.

Goldenbrae sighting! Congratulations Dallas. One of the things I liked about their effort tonight was how they tipped rebounds to teammates. Quality team effort, people stepping up when the ace was having a tough night. Speaking of which, I thought Bosh was actually pretty good tonight. He got Dirk ...

I read that Bron and Wade were mock-coughing and sneezing before game five, I guess on the assumption that the Diggler's injury and bug were overblown.

Yeah, like Wade has never exaggerated an injury etc.

I went to a graduation at my kids' school, K through 8th. Gave everyone a round of applause. I'm not really down with the whole Bernie Mac/macho conservative school of thought on kindergarten graduations. Let 'em do it. No big deal. If they don't kick everybody's ass in the Darwinian struggle to get...

It's come up, out there on the fringe and not-so-fringe. And the creeping Sharia stuff is like, duh!

Did they take Wade off the court in a neckboard?

If this were the Olympics, they'd be talking about Terry getting some redemption.

True, true. What's up with progressive-leaning New York politicos and the tskandal, anyway?

Huma went from subject of Hitlery-lesbian-lover and creeping-Sharia-terrorist-sleeper rumors from the right to Victimized Political Wife in a flash.

Weiner's wifey is a good looking broad, if a little skinny. Guess she wasn't meeting his emotional need to send naked pictures of himself to strangers, or some shit.

I don't know what Jones is playing in that Zep video, but I want one.

The processing on Bonham's drums is killer.