The Goat Pen

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I guess ignoring your queries isn't going to work... ChatGPT:It's essential to clarify that election security is a serious matter, and spreading misinformation or creating hypothetical scenarios about tampering can lead to misunderstandings. However, for storytelling purposes and to illustrate poten...

Hedge even went to colledge!

Doesn't sound very clean if there are random wallets lying around.

So the Maui brackets are out, then?

I assumed they were just Ohio State fans wearing their colors.

Tyson is old as fuck

I disagree. I used to think a lot like you, but Ive now seen too many wild swings in public opinions and even in terms of experts opinions on this like this change wildly. And maybe some of it is me giving media too much credit and it’s something more like mob hysteria or something. I suspect RFK Jr...

I guess I have to explain it or have ChatGPT do so, but the point was that it works both ways. Maybe he’s nuts on both or maybe he’s got a point on both, but it is indeniable that the media machine is portraying his efforts at both in different lights.

Maybe. You only think that because it seems like your views align. For all you know his views on the environment are just as nutty but the media and industry arent fighting him in lockstep as media and pharma are. Media agrees with him on the environment so they make him look like a force for good.

If I had known we'd be getting a young administration picked to actually fight and dismantle bureaucracy, I might have actually voted for Trump.

ChatGPT: This joke is a classic example of humor based on unexpected responses and a bit of playful sarcasm. Here’s what’s going on: The wife is looking for a comforting compliment about her appearance. Instead, her husband gives a surprise response: instead of reassuring her about her looks, he com...

I asked it for a simpler joke for your simple mind. ChatGPT: Absolutely! Here’s a simpler joke with a straightforward twist: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! This one doesn’t rely on double meanings as much—it’s just funny because the scarecrow literally s...

Trump is going to appoint Gaetz as Attorney General. So far, along with JD Vance, most of his Cabinet-level appointments are Millennials.

I asked it to make up a similar one for you. ChatGPT: Sure, here’s one with a similar play on words and misunderstanding: A guy goes fishing in a restricted area, but he catches a big fish before the warden shows up. The warden spots him and shouts, “Hey! You’re a fish poacher!” The guy looks confus...

ChatGPT: This joke plays on the confusion between “poacher” (someone who hunts illegally) and “poach her” (which could imply “to pick her up,” in this case meaning the deer). The humor here is in the double meaning and the resulting absurdity. The hunter misunderstands “poacher” as “poach her,” taki...

Technically, Generals Mattis and Austin were not actually qualified to be SecDef BECAUSE of their rank combined with the fact that they had too recently been active duty in the military (because the position is supposed to be civilian oversight of the military) but both received Congressional waiver...

I'm not saying I agree with the pick, but this is what I"ve been talking about. Gaslighting is so bad and unfiltered social media is the best cleanser we have https://twitter.com/robbystarbuck/status/1856550181010911273 All of Biden's appointees were like gay, or wore women's clothes, or wore ...