The Goat Pen

Your mom has a curve

I'm supposed to feel bad for not financing the fuel costs of people who live 70 miles above the arctic circle? Pay, move, or freeze, fuckers.

It also was like youre paying for them to not give a fuck about pulling permits and building codes, because my AC guy was like “yeah i could do it but Im not gonna be the low bid because I’ll pull a permit and end up having to renovate your whole attic to bring it up to code and it’ll also take week...

I paid like 15 to replace mine because youre at the mercy of whatever giant company can show up with it the next day or else you cant survive in your house.

The idea that all those people in the lower left quadrant were supposedly lower than me on the vertical axis is amusing.

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Those names were all people that posted at Worldcrossing. Probably mostly from a forum called Random International

I guess hedge knew what it was.

Is Dora still in touch with all those people, or is this facebook post like a crazy mystery cryptogram to her facebook followers?

southsider being on there depressed me and mostly led to the "how many are dead" thing.

I wonder how alarming it would be to know how many people on there are dead.

hedge wrote: ↑Fri May 02, 2025 12:43 pm Dora posted this on Facebook..

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When? 20 years ago?

People who admit to following politics shouldn’t call others “losers”

A baseball bat is "one piece of solid wood" and has been since 1870. That's 98 years before aluminum bats were ever produced. MLB has never prohibited aluminum bats, just like they havent prohibited titanium bats, gold bats, chromium bats, rubber bats, using a golf club, or a frying pan, o...

Exactly!

An aluminum bat is not a bat and never has been, except in leagues that rewrote their rulebook to make them legal.

Did we ever get IB’s expert opinion on torpedo bats?

Because, unlike you I know math, and I understand the way averages work and $2 more likely reflects his typical bet (ie the median bet). He might have made 171 $2 bets and one $70 bet, or whatever, but there almost certainly were only a couple or a handful of larger bets with an average bet that low...

Do you actually believe that mushy garbage, faggoth?

Read this entire tweet about a Texas A&M athletic employee apparently making 172 $2 bets and getting fired for it...all the way to the last paragraph.

Who do we think here drives the oldest car?