The Goat Pen

You Mr. Jungle Rat are an abomination.

I'm going to assume that Mr. Jungle Rat is still upset for having to wear that monitoring ankle bracelet?

Greetings Mr. Jungle Rat!

Why is that Jungle Rat?

Just stopped by to see if the IQ level of this place had improved.

Unfortunately it's got worse.

Stan Lee Roper. Was Jack Tripper's Landlord I believe.

So you do care about me. Nice.

Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?

I prefer a quick death Jungle Rat. A parachute not opening…that’s a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine…having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that’s the way I wanna go.

I understand now. Thank you friend.

You should like yourself. Don't be so hard on yourself.

There really is a lot of dumb fuckers here. yes I realize I sound like Captain Obvious You'll fit in perfectly you cum sucking dumpster. Jungle Rat why are you so hostile? Did your Mommy abuse you as a young lad? Was your sister the town whore? Did Daddy serve time for child porn and meth? I'm tryi...

There really is a lot of dumb fuckers here.

yes I realize I sound like Captain Obvious

The Saudis should have consulted with the Clinton's on murdering and covering up the crime. They are the experts.

You are fooling yourself crashcourse and you don't believe it.

Why do you have to be such an angry young man Jungle Rat?

Why the hostility amigo?

I choose not to participate in your homo erotic games.

Is there any sign of intelligent life here other than me?

This Wiz guy sounds pretty cool. Professor Tiger sounds cool. The rest of you here remind me of Forrest Gump without the running ability.