The Goat Pen

Pardon?

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This is what happened when my mom divorced my dad in 1987.

Joel Embiid is the worst most toxic pos in the NBA. I hate him with a passion.

This new alpha beard is great, brahs. The margaritas drip down from the stache as much as 2 minutes later. Should have done this a long time ago.

True. Bitches be trippin.

Politics either is boring bc you agree or annoying bc bitches don’t listen. Should never be seriously discussed really.

I’m glad MSU won because I like their coach, but UNC does have a lot of lanky athleticism. Young team I believe which means they have yet to gel. Likely will excel in transition. Good game to watch in any case.

I wish your lungs had the highest water to air ratio ever.

Har har. C

Why does every NHL coach look like a raging stage 5 alcoholic?

I’m over the Harbowl.

A+

Why the hell is Magic at a women’s soccer game? Seems like that would be well beneath him. What am I missing here?

Yeah more or less.

Just came across the finest most beautiful woman on POF ever. Beautiful in every possible way. One pic had her legs open in a car seat to where you could almost see her pussy. Only problem is I am completely blanking on an opening line. Might go smoke some weed in a minute to drum up something good.

Yours sucks worse.

Go Cats

Joel Embiid is a dumbass. Why in god’s name do the 76ers keep catering to him when he has no real ability to do anything except star in the regular season. Much as Lebron is overrated, he’s actually pretty decent all time. I puke every time I see Embiid play:

I guess the Steelers long game is to build up team and then pull the trigger on a real qb for a playoffs run. Just might work too.

I keep making promises to myself that I’ma start fucking women in the ass more. IDK why but I always lose momentum. Where do you guys stand on this?