The Goat Pen

Trump is literally the best POTUS since FDR. No wars yet which is the most important thing for those who are not illiterate, not a blind servant of the war machine or wall street like Bubba and Obummer, not a comatose placeholder like Biden. Not saying he gets everything right but this is quite refr...

So I applied for unemployment today. I didn’t realize you had to actually send in screenshots of emails where you applied for work. Anywho, thanks to all the lib voters like Hedge, Rat, and DS, i get to sit at home for the next 13 weeks for free while they toil away and their meaningless jobs which ...

Well damn. Why didn’t you say it was Reuters in the first place.. Didn’t realize it was them. Of course it has to be true if it’s Reuters. Never mind then. Withdrawing my previous post. Carry on everybody.

Hey guys. I just decided to believe everything the Chinese state media says because it fits my retarded small minded political views.

Can you link this?

The only vids I’ve seen of Kirk involve him owning stupid college libs who have no idea how to debate. Always reminds me of Kramer fighting kids at the karate dojo.

Saint wrote: ↑Sat Mar 29, 2025 9:10 am He'd have a pocket knife stuck in his neck while he's pummeling me. I think I could weather that until he starts flopping like a gaffed fish as I step over him and into the 7-Eleven.

Nobody asked you, leaky dick.

I called it. Damn I'm good.

Did you happen to notice the Hetfield wannabe guitar player and backup singer is ripped and clearly would pummel your incel ass into the ground on a minute’s notice? Might want to be careful how you talk in public, young whippersnapper.

Is this a bad dream where Joe Rogan somehow joined 311 as their new lead vocal?

Wow. Couple things here.

1. She’s ugly
2. That’s a wig
3. She’s probably close to 70.
4. She’s butt ugly

He had his handlers like all POTUS’s going back to before any of us were born. Trump does not, which is a refreshing change even an idiot should appreciate.

Someone just texted me Russell Wilson to the Giants. Please oh please god let this be erroneous clickbait.

Trump ain’t right on everything but anyone paying attention should be able to see he’s not nearly as bad as the last guy.

Had my first job interview on the shitter today. Wasn’t planned but of course 20 seconds before the set time I suddenly had to drop a load. Not sure if the “sound effects” made it to the mic but I sure as shit didn’t care. Alexis. the girl who did the interview called me back later in the day so pro...

Didn't look good for them but Florida surges ahead at the end. RIP UConn. Had a nice run.

Sorry Hedge. We all know you’re more stupid than angry. There’s really no way you can just decide to change that now.

St Johns looked a step slow the whole game. Won’t be surprised to see Arkansas bow out Thursday either.

Hedge went to prison. Hot diggety damn. That would explain a few things.

innocentbystander wrote: ↑Sat Mar 22, 2025 1:14 pm You sound like an angry child.

Just let him cry it out.