The Goat Pen

So your birth certificate says "Innocent Bystander?" That's weird. Also, do you choose not to use sock puppets because you are afraid you will stick your hand into ejaculate? Look are you going to bother to be over here at the goat pen after the 30th or not? Or maybe you haven't decided y...

AlabamAlum wrote:IB is checking in at a hotel and asks the desk clerk, "Is the porn channel disabled?"

The clerk replies, "No, it's regular porn, you sick fuck."

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