The Goat Pen

Bad news, everybody. I blew out my butthole again.

"I would be surprised if (in the first 16 years of my life) if I was exposed to more than 500,000 different words. Now if I had been encouraged to read challenging novels while growing up, that vocabular would have expanded to 1,000,000 words or more and perhaps my verbal score would have been...

IB is bonkers. I'm moving out. Goodbye, sweet prince.

How did you do on the language portion of the test, IB? Not nearly as good, low 600s. I grew up in a working class household. I had very working class grandparents and (as a result) I was not exposed to as many vocabulary words (growing up) as many of my peers. I was also not encouraged to read for...

hedge wrote:"The SATs I cranked (scored that 760 in the math and my guidance counselor almost punched me in the face when I told him I ran out of time and left the last four math questions blank)"

LMAO!

What? You don't believe him? You must be a woman.

Well, that was interesting.

Jungle Rat wrote:Not buying it.

It's not for sale, dirty hooker.

You were right about tre's penis, though. Tiny.

innocentbystander wrote:
y'all have absolutely no culture of your own... without me.

...and his narcisissim.

Um...

Jungle Rat wrote:Id rather think of him as a fat fucker.

Oh, he's a fat fucker. Claver was just being nice.

innocentbystander wrote: To rear me was the task of Power divine,
Supremest Wisdom, and primeval Love.

You're so sweet. Thank you.

innocentbystander wrote:They'll be kicking off in Boston and our boat will be out on the lake towing a large inflatable raft (with 3 or 4 screaming kids on it)...

and one formerly overweight, mustachioed gentleman wearing only a top hat.

I can vouch for IB. The only socks that he has are knee-high nylons for work (black and brown), tube socks for the weekends, and several pink socks that I have given him (my fault).

http://eagleoutsider.com/phpbb/viewtopi ... =11&t=4166

I don't know why you're looking for an apology, sock puppet. Jumbo Columbo has you figured out. The only thing that he didn't take into account was the FACT that you are jetting around the country to stalk him. LEAVE US ALONE AND DON'T SCREW THINGS UP FOR US WITH OUR FRIENDS HERE!!!

claver2010 wrote:
The funniest thing about the list above is that IB is likely the new screen name from Arizona.

Um...hello? Do you not remember how Transitive Pacific ended?

dave_rickart wrote:just when you thought BC fans couldn't get any lamer......

dave_rickart eats poo.

...I only post here every once in a while (just for the politics and travel and such) and you all come over here and mess everything all up.... I play nice in the sandbox with these people. I get along with them and I value their input... I swear to God, if you fuck me up with these guys over here....

AlabamAlum wrote:IB is checking in at a hotel and asks the desk clerk, "Is the porn channel disabled?"

The clerk replies, "No, it's regular porn, you sick fuck."

You, sir, CLEARLY do not know MY friend, IB. IB does not watch pornographic movies.

hansen wrote:

Cletus wrote:
Please share.

http://eagleoutsider.com/phpbb/viewtopi ... =11&t=7883

You son of a bitch...you'll pay for this!!!

Cletus wrote:

hansen wrote:

hedge wrote:His rants about how he moonlights as some kind of spiritual counselor have produced some moments of (unintended, to be sure) hilarity, however...

Yes, those are fantastic. We have a whole thread dedicated to his maxims. We call them IB-solutes.

Please share.

Don't you dare. DON'T YOU DARE!!!