The Goat Pen

Hey Hedge. Stop by Artemis' forum now and again. This joint bores me to tears. Frankly, I don't think many here even like sports/baseball, or much of anything else, except their own masturbatory fantasies, for that matter. Hope to see you on down the road.

Pussies. I wouldn't read my posts either. I only skim yours. That's sufficient. Y'all like to dish but you can't take it worth a damn. As I said, "pussies."

Heh, heh, heh. You figure the couple of minutes it takes a couple of times a week to read and post here is some big deal investment in time and energy? Of course you do. Actually, I spend more time and energy farting than I do reading and responding to this nonsense. And its time far better spent an...

What's the motto here? "Disrespection and more?" Where and when do we ever get the "more?" And then there is the pretentious monicker: The Goat Pen: The forum without decorum. Okay, I get it. You ain't clever, you ain't original , you ain't thoughtful. So what have you got left. ...

Good story Hedge. How did your brother absorb and incorporate the whole story and series of events? Or has he yet. Frankly, your brother seems to have been a bit self absorbed in regard to his son and sports. Is that so. Apparently your brother was a 'man of many parts' and not disciplined or seriou...

Heh. There you go again. All I said was my "friend Hedge." The rest of the bullshit you spouted was your own supposition about what friendship means. So, rather than address the obvious point I made, you procede to tell us about your own rather suspicious attitude and relationship with tho...

Crow and IB are the Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde of message boards......no that is not true. They are the two sides of Mr Hyde. Its amazing they would post the ignorant shit they post but even more amazing that it is put up with. My friend Hedge has long said The Goat Pen had a certain charm in its smack ...

Where's the dorm house smack when it is appropriate. That post by IB is one of the most mindless stringing together of mindless bullshit you are likely to see.. Y'all gob smacked by it? Jack-off reading it? I know, I know. You are awe stricken by the punctuation and the spelling.......'what about th...

Heh. So Crow wakes from his heroin doze and puts his know it all pontificator hat on.....as opposed to his smack talking, misogynist pussy hat....you know the one he wears when he gallivants outside. He's still a pretentious prick. When he steps up to the plate then he can talk, until then he is jus...

Hah. That's good atm. I'll check back later and see if there is any "real'"smack here, or if the trend continues.....weenies roasting weenies for their own self gratification.

hey owlman.

Oh, wait a minute. Why don't you swap spit with IB instead. Put your pretend little behinds on the line and wax rhapsodic about your respective wet dreams.......do it, do it, do it!

Kiss my ass and lick my dick, Rat. Step it up, or you will disappear into bit parts in 4th rate porn movies. Or, as the poet said, "Let it Be, Let it Be." You've already worn your little weenie to a nub watching reruns on TV. C'mon dickwad. Give us some smack that ain't just maturbatory we...

Heh. Isn't "15" kinda old for this joint? I thought the average age was 12. Don' prate and be proud of your shit unless you can take it. I 'gurarantee you' I will get tired of the smack long before you brain dead assholes do. I keep coming here looking for an occasional thoughtful remark/d...

Heh. This joint is occupied by smack ass little pussies, who never played the game, any game. Or if they did they forgot that part. And IB is the lead pussy in the pack. Really not even a pack.....not that much status. IB is the lead chick in a gaggle of chicks. I really like that he says "Fuck...

Oh, I forgot to say. The post about don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, was a real original and a knee slapper. Never heard that one before. Made my day. Whay don't you put it in Neon and "nail it" carefully above the door.........oh hide the crack in your ass when you do...

Hah. I do understand this place. I was TOLD I should give it a chance. I have. What it is REALLY, a carbon copy of, is the comments section which follows just about every article and blog and post on the internet......that is a bunch of unthoughtful, smartass remarks by a whole lot of folks who thin...

You got a problem with shoving your own smack in your face ATM? This forum is preoccupied with macho, mindless bullshit. I was told that at least you recognized it and that was the charm of the place. I disagree. This joint is preoccupied with self-aggrandizing, unthinking and boring smack passing a...

Y'all got a problem with Israel? What? Please avoid the usual bullshit, and remember you ain't been living under real imagined threats for a half a century. You wanna criticize Netanyahu, go ahead. I certainly do, but don't talk smack you can't and never have backed up.

What I like about this forum is that is doesn't even measure up to 'frat house' status. Its really low class dorm smack and cheap seats in the bleachers mostly. And I don't even think most of the posters deserve seats in the bleachers, really. Its damned depressing really. And IB posts here, and you...

Harmon Killebrew was not only a fine (read that great) player but a fine person. Class all the way. Brian McCann had the day off today in Atlanta. Pinch hit with two out in the 9th and hit a game tying homerun with two strikes. Stayed in the game and hit a two run game winner in the 11th. Now that i...