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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Aug 30, 2018 5:09 pm

Correct. If the game was to be played outdoors in Georgia in the mid-afternoon on Labor Day weekend, in the usual 90+ degree temperatures and stifling humidity, then Auburn might have had a puncher’s chance.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by hedge » Thu Aug 30, 2018 7:29 pm

I'd like a chance to punch you...
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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:04 pm

You wouldn’t like the results.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Aug 31, 2018 1:53 am

I would
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Post by hedge » Fri Aug 31, 2018 7:47 am

Nothing screams badass like "retired army chaplin"...
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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Aug 31, 2018 10:02 am

Nothing screams badass like a FPC alum.
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Post by hedge » Fri Aug 31, 2018 10:09 am

I'm not the one presenting myself as an internet badass. That was you. Don't try to walk it back now...
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Post by hedge » Fri Aug 31, 2018 10:10 am

But you're right, FPC alum just doesn't strike the fear into any like "retired army chaplain"...
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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Aug 31, 2018 10:11 am

How was Marion and Atlanta? Oh that’s right... you didn’t do USP’s.
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Post by hedge » Fri Aug 31, 2018 10:12 am

I was terrified every time Father Mulcahy came on during M.A.S.H. That's kinda how I picture you, but maybe not quite that tough. Mulcahy sets a high bar, which I'm sure even you will admit...
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Post by hedge » Fri Aug 31, 2018 10:13 am

Jesus, how many times are you going to edit your posts?
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Jesus, how many times are you going to post?
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Post by hedge » Fri Aug 31, 2018 1:21 pm

Jesus, how many times are you going to defecate on your neighbor's lawn? Actually, don't answer that...
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Re: Auburn Tigers

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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by GBJs » Sat Sep 01, 2018 3:01 am

G,AIIT?
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Post by Professor Tiger » Sat Sep 01, 2018 3:27 pm

GBJs wrote:G,AIIT?
Correct. The hostile crowd in the Benz will make an unlikely win even less likely.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Sat Sep 01, 2018 7:19 pm

Meh. The ref’s handed Auburn this win.

Classic case of a smoke and mirrors.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Bonfired » Sat Sep 01, 2018 7:41 pm

Well, that was a good gut-check win...not a damned thing pretty about it, and lots of coaching points the next few weeks.

Going for two early in the game was stupid...won't be the last "Dammit Gustav" moment I will have this season.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:23 pm

Agreed. A win is a win, whether ugly or beautiful. Especially against the #6 team in the country.

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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by GBJs » Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:58 pm

Smoke and mirrors?

When you comment openly that you are not sandbagging, you lose all credibility.
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