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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by aTm » Sun Jan 21, 2024 12:35 pm

Show her some midget porn
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Jan 21, 2024 1:05 pm

DooKSucks wrote: Sun Jan 21, 2024 1:40 am
innocentbystander wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 10:02 pm Sports Illustrated learned that if you go "woke" you go "broke." They had a man (probably one with his penis whacked off) as the cover model for the swimsuit edition and (well) no one buys the magazine anymore. SI announced everyone is being laid off.
Or it could be that print media is dying and that magazines are going down the drain faster than Trump’s cognitive abilities
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Mon Jan 22, 2024 7:59 am

in addition to overusing the word cooch, I am also listening to the "The Ride" by DAC on loop around the house.

My wife doesn't know Saint but she hates his ass for introducing me to the Cornbreadcowboi

My Kentucky mountain accent is in full swing again.


have your paid your dues, can you moooooAAAnnnn the blues, can ya......bend them get..tar strangs.......
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Mon Jan 22, 2024 8:51 am

You could also play the original version of Respect...

I'm about to give you all of my money
And all I'm askin' in return, honey
Is to give me my profits
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Post by Saint » Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:39 am

I feel like I've missed out on life looking at the Cornbread Cowboi reels

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Mon Jan 22, 2024 3:32 pm

That was true long before Cornbread entered the picture...
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Post by aTm » Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:01 pm

Im gonna need some clarification. Do you feel that your life is passing you by while you're stuck doing nothing except looking at reels on your phone? Or is it that seeing Cornbread Cowboi makes you realize all the things that you should also have been doing in your life?
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Post by hedge » Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:22 pm

Undoubtedly the latter...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Jan 25, 2024 8:49 pm

sitting around in the evenings I've been watching some old western TV series.

Around dinner each night I watch Tales of Wells Fargo, followed by a show called Lawman.

I can only imagine being a 10 year old boy in 1957 , the golden age of Westerns on TV.

Anways, I am crushing hard on a woman on lawman named Peggie Castle

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she'll never beat Donna Reed though
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Fri Jan 26, 2024 9:08 am

Who is the Rick Dalton of the shows?
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Post by eCat » Fri Jan 26, 2024 3:07 pm

Dale Robertson

well Steve McQueen literally plays a bounty hunter in Wanted Dead or Alive, and its a classic 50's Western Series.

so I guess it would be him.

Dale Robertson plays a Wells Fargo investigator

You know Tarantino has an entires TV series already written, and he said a long time ago that it would be Bounty Law. I don't understand why Netflix hasn't picked it up and ran with it. He has 8 episodes written
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Tue Jan 30, 2024 1:54 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by sardis » Wed Jan 31, 2024 11:36 am

Never knew Byron Allen as a "media mogul". I just remember him as a fill-in comedian on tv.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jan 31, 2024 12:59 pm

Oh yeah. Dude is loaded. I only know him for talking sports at night during late night benders.

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Post by eCat » Wed Jan 31, 2024 2:41 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Dave23 » Thu Feb 01, 2024 12:59 pm

I remember Byron Allen from the show Real People. Damn, I’m old.
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Post by Saint » Thu Feb 01, 2024 3:54 pm

Same, Dave. I thought that was all he ever did. But I just watched because I wanted bone Sarah Purcell

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Fri Feb 02, 2024 3:40 pm

RIP Apollo Creed
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by aTm » Fri Feb 02, 2024 3:57 pm

Huh, I thought I remember he died a long time ago.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Fri Feb 02, 2024 5:43 pm

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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