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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:40 am

I just signed my fambly up for the Hulu no commercial plan and my wife has been wearing it out.

Last night I decided to try to watch something and while its nice, I just didn't find anything I cared that much about, so I ended up looking at their movies. They have a really strange collection of movies. I didn't really find anything I liked but I was set on watching something so I settled on a documentary/comedy about George Lazenby falling into the James Bond role.

Its worth watching - much better than I ever thought it could be.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Dave23 » Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:30 pm

We have that as well...rarely watch anything on it, but at least I don't have 400+ South Park's eating space on one of my DVRs...
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Post by Dave23 » Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:31 pm

I originally signed up for it to watch 11/22/63, the miniseries of the Stephen King book...but I haven't watched it yet...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Thu Aug 10, 2017 3:40 pm

Watch that being Bond movie, its worth the time
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Thu Aug 10, 2017 4:23 pm

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Post by Tree » Sat Aug 12, 2017 8:11 pm

Norm Macdonald's Bob Ueker story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiooeRAdcjU
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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Aug 14, 2017 11:34 am

Tree wrote:Norm Macdonald's Bob Ueker story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiooeRAdcjU
The Artie Lange/Bob Uecker stories from Howard Stern were great.
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Post by bluetick » Mon Aug 14, 2017 3:12 pm

The best thing going on Hulu is The Handmaid's Tale.
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by eCat » Thu Aug 24, 2017 7:42 pm

Jim Carrey is a bit of a piece of shit

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... apist.html
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Tree » Fri Sep 01, 2017 7:45 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZOaI_Fn5o4

I don't care for Ryan Gosling in the role but this should still be pretty good.

If you saw the original trailer, the line used to be "every civilization was built off the back of a disposable war force". That's the most dangerous language ever to creep into the establishment media . It's since been changed in a variety of ways. I wouldn't be surprised if Ridley Scott gets the Kubrick treatment in the near future.
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Post by Tree » Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:32 am

Norm Macdonald's last stand up bit on Letterman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFjEvl43zYY
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by crashcourse » Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:12 pm

I wish that was your last bit

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Post by Tree » Sat Sep 16, 2017 8:34 pm

crashcourse wrote:I wish that was your last bit
I do too. That was a hell of an act.
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Post by Dave23 » Sun Sep 17, 2017 1:42 am

The clip of his appearance with Courtney Thorne Smith (when they are talking about her upcoming movie with Carrot Top) on Conan still brings tears to my eyes when I watch it...
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Post by hedge » Sun Sep 17, 2017 2:58 am

That's a classic...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Mon Sep 18, 2017 9:13 am

6 minutes you won't mind wasting

[youtube]2m65xSqUWaI[/youtube]
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Mon Sep 18, 2017 9:43 am

It looked like he was drinking a beer before the auction started. I also liked how you could see him saying "Oh my fucking God" when the bidding got up to about 900K...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Mon Sep 18, 2017 9:50 am

I wonder how many times he was close to using it as the dogs blanket

My great grandmother made quilts - she was very good at it. Each time one of the kids was born she made a blanket for them. I have mine in a plastic bag in a closet, its never been used. I also have 2 others that she made and they are in the closet as well. I know - whats the point if you're never going to use it as intended, but it has sentimental value.

My mom told me a story years ago that her and my grandmother pulled up to my cousins house and they were horrified to see her kids out in the yard with this tattered quilt dragging it around in the dirt. It was the quilt my great grandmother had made for my cousin when she was born in 1957
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:00 am

I wonder what the auction house cut was on that blanket?
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