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Re: UCLA Bruins

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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[media] https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8bq2g5V/[/media]
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Post by innocentbystander » Mon Jan 15, 2024 4:10 pm

I'd say the Boys in the Boat was better than The Claw. Saw them both. You can wait til they are on Netflix.
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Post by Saint » Thu Jan 18, 2024 3:57 pm

Has anyone ever looked at this guy's reels? It's fucking hilarious

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my new favorite thing on the internet
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by DooKSucks » Thu Jan 18, 2024 5:13 pm

Yeah. Friends from law school and me have been following for the past year or so. It's hilarious.
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Post by eCat » Thu Jan 18, 2024 5:51 pm

That would be me if I never moved out of Paducah
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Saint » Thu Jan 18, 2024 6:18 pm

It's like half the men in Wilson in the 70s, including a friend of mine's dads.
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Post by hedge » Thu Jan 18, 2024 8:53 pm

Craig?
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Post by eCat » Fri Jan 19, 2024 10:10 am

I would love to have friends that would do shit like this at a wedding.

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by DooKSucks » Fri Jan 19, 2024 11:27 am

That was staged, no?
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Post by DooKSucks » Fri Jan 19, 2024 11:29 am

hedge wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 8:53 pmCraig?
Is Craig still visiting massage parlors in seedy eastern NC towns? I think that's the one who I met at a game who within five minutes of meeting him was telling me about some 30 something mamassan personally servicing him at a massage parlor the day prior.
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Post by eCat » Fri Jan 19, 2024 2:26 pm

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2024 11:27 am That was staged, no?
I would hope so
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Fri Jan 19, 2024 2:56 pm

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2024 11:29 am
hedge wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 8:53 pmCraig?
Is Craig still visiting massage parlors in seedy eastern NC towns? I think that's the one who I met at a game who within five minutes of meeting him was telling me about some 30 something mamassan personally servicing him at a massage parlor the day prior.
Sounds like him. My vague image of his dad is somewhat like the guy in the video Stu posted, but I don't really know him that well (or at all, really, but I've heard Stu and Craig talk about him)...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by innocentbystander » Sat Jan 20, 2024 10:02 pm

Sports Illustrated learned that if you go "woke" you go "broke." They had a man (probably one with his penis whacked off) as the cover model for the swimsuit edition and (well) no one buys the magazine anymore. SI announced everyone is being laid off.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Tree » Sat Jan 20, 2024 10:29 pm

innocentbystander wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 10:02 pm Sports Illustrated learned that if you go "woke" you go "broke." They had a man (probably one with his penis whacked off) as the cover model for the swimsuit edition and (well) no one buys the magazine anymore. SI announced everyone is being laid off.
If only that was true of the DNC, huh? I agree about the swim suits though, brah. Remember that Stacey chick from 20 years ago with the big hooters after all the big names came and went? I miss that.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Sat Jan 20, 2024 10:32 pm

I have been asking my wife for a second helping of cooch all weekend. She is so over it
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Jan 21, 2024 1:40 am

innocentbystander wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 10:02 pm Sports Illustrated learned that if you go "woke" you go "broke." They had a man (probably one with his penis whacked off) as the cover model for the swimsuit edition and (well) no one buys the magazine anymore. SI announced everyone is being laid off.
Or it could be that print media is dying and that magazines are going down the drain faster than Trump’s cognitive abilities
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by hedge » Sun Jan 21, 2024 11:06 am

eCat wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 10:32 pm I have been asking my wife for a second helping of cooch all weekend. She is so over it
Did you use those terms when you made your entreaties?
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