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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby hedge » Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:39 pm

We don't bag up corn anymore...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby Saint » Tue Nov 14, 2017 3:52 pm

who here among us hasn't had to wipe up a splatter of jizz off the office floor before?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby hedge » Tue Nov 14, 2017 3:58 pm

What was the obvious joke?
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby DooKSucks » Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:28 pm

Saint wrote:who here among us hasn't had to wipe up a splatter of jizz off the office floor before?


Had to wipe it off of my desk when mine leaked out of the redneck redhead from the local tax office one evening...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby hedge » Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:41 pm

I was thinking Stu's post was a thread killer, but no...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby eCat » Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:42 pm

He just mortally wounded it

DS dropped gasoline on it and set it on fire.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby aTm » Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:56 pm

hedge wrote:What was the obvious joke?


“DS jerked off to Natalie”
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby Saint » Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:02 pm

We don't bag up corn anymore.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby hedge » Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:23 pm

eCat wrote:He just mortally wounded it

DS dropped gasoline on it and set it on fire.


Rat hasn't even weighed in yet...
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 15, 2017 4:30 am

Not gonna touch it.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby crashcourse » Wed Nov 15, 2017 2:10 pm

Rat prefers the present Ms Garrett

no floor is safe
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby Jungle Rat » Wed Nov 15, 2017 3:21 pm

She aint dead
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby Saint » Wed Nov 15, 2017 4:22 pm

Dentures out
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Postby eCat » Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:27 pm

first chance you get, go to Netflix and watch the Def Comedy Jam 25 year special.

Its very funny and Dave Chapelle is just drunk enough at the end to be hilarious.
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