The Goat Pen

I'd put it in her ass for sure.

The last year of my marriage was coincidentally also the best year. Funny how things work out sometimes, brahs.

I wish this was the last day of your life…

What's everyone's preferred order of Beatles' deaths, brahs? Mine is and has always been as follows. John, Paul, George, Ringo. I'm a little off but like last season's NFL picks, I should still easily finish first.

I wish you were John.

I wish I was Hinkley.

Jealousy is an ugly thing.

Nobodys jealous of you tic tok boy.

we can't go on together, with jealous minds.

in the things you didn't expect to see today column

40 mins of Chalkdust seems like a bit much.

It was a good one. Most of the time he hits the crescendo over and over again, but on this one he just drug it out slow and easy. Kind like Led Zepplin's No Quarter...

Welp, it's the eve of the Sweet 16, and the fans of the usual suspects are eager to see their teams play. The bluebloods who are seemingly in the Sweet 16 every year, the Carolina's and the UConn's, the (begrudgingly have to admit it) Duke's, the Kentucky's, the Gonzaga's. Oh wait, did I say Kentucky? Kentucky ain't in the Sweet 16 this year, they haven't been in the Sweet 16 since 2019, 5 long years and counting! Time to give Cal a raise!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASSLEHASSLEWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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Is this that Billy Strings faggot that you no-taste-in-music geezers have been fawning over for the last year?