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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Mar 25, 2024 4:17 pm

That would've been so much better if you'd said "you're right, b/c you're still alive"...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by innocentbystander » Mon Mar 25, 2024 4:38 pm

fair
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:42 pm

innocentbystander wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 2:38 pm Well you are still alive. So it didn't work out that bad.
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Post by eCat » Fri Mar 29, 2024 8:57 am

Eating at a little mom and pop for breakfast in Bryson City. The sausage gravy is the best I have ever had. Asked the owner what’s the secret, he said they use heavy cream. I am doing that as soon as I get home.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 29, 2024 9:21 am

Who says you're gonna make it back home?
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Post by eCat » Fri Mar 29, 2024 9:27 am

This may be the friendliest city I have been to
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Saint » Fri Mar 29, 2024 11:45 am

We were supposed to be going to Mills River today but not sure we're going to make it until tomorrow. How long are you going to be in NC?
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Post by eCat » Fri Mar 29, 2024 2:16 pm

Heading out tomorrow morning to Gatlinburg
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Mar 29, 2024 2:38 pm

You doing a chalet or a motel on the strip?
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Post by eCat » Fri Mar 29, 2024 2:41 pm

AlabamAlum wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2024 2:38 pm You doing a chalet or a motel on the strip?
We got a cabin on ski mtn rd
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 29, 2024 2:47 pm

I've stayed in one of those. Can't remember when. 95-96. Round there.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Mar 29, 2024 2:57 pm

Yeah, I’ve stayed there too. Just be advised, the drive up at night with snow and rain can be a bit nerve wracking, esp after 5 bourbons at Peddler.
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Post by sardis » Fri Mar 29, 2024 9:15 pm

Yeah, driving at night on these windy roads is tough. Almost hit a bear one time.

A few weeks back eCat mentioned they were going to do the train out of Bryson City. I didn’t want to ruin it then by saying that the train is slow and anticlimatic in case his wife likes it.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Tree » Sat Mar 30, 2024 12:19 am

You're blind, old man. Those are squirrels, not bears.
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Post by sardis » Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:35 pm

Squirrels are what the emergency room doctor has to remove from you.
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Post by eCat » Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:37 pm

yea, the train was a let down. It should be called Fontana Lake Train, not Smokey Mountains because you don't even go into the park as far as I know
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Mon Apr 01, 2024 4:17 pm

If Dwight from The Office became a psycho killer…

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 01, 2024 8:53 pm

Gen X kids.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Mon Apr 01, 2024 8:56 pm

heh
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