Uncle Bud

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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby aTm » Sat Jan 13, 2018 5:24 pm

At first I assumed this was actually an ecat story.
Wubba-lubba-dub-dub!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby eCat » Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:49 pm

I'm bad but I'm not bad enough to keep a shit covered knife hanging on a wall
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby hedge » Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:50 pm

Hopefully they cleansed it b/w uses...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby eCat » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:27 am

hedge wrote:Hopefully they cleansed it b/w uses...


still - "clean" or not, not in my house.

I think there is an opportunity for invention here - a built in turd cutter on a plunger
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Postby hedge » Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:32 am

Where do you keep the plunger?
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