The Goat Pen

this time of year those things are supposed to be hitting Ala. and Miss. - blame it on the jet stream

Yikes

I'll hold you.

After about 2 minutes I'd have pushed her out.

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Is she for real?

that was awesome

"You're guesstimating!"

Classic

smeee wrote:frick..that's so fake...

everyone knows it all depends on what timezone yer in....

And hemisphere...

Adding comments has been disabled for this video.

I know a couple posters on here are like myself, always looking for reaction from the comments section first

it must have got real flagrant in the comments section for it to be disabled, it probably doesnt help that the comments are about your wife instead of some miscellaneous breezy

It's me Karen wrote:

smeee wrote:frick..that's so fake...

everyone knows it all depends on what timezone yer in....

And hemisphere...

hey karen! how you doin??

smeee wrote:lol@miscellaneous breezy...

issat another word for random lay?

Pretty good...that's basically it. "Miscellaneous woman"

smeee wrote:

It's me Karen wrote:

smeee wrote:frick..that's so fake...

everyone knows it all depends on what timezone yer in....

And hemisphere...

hey karen! how you doin??

Hey smeee!

So our office is having new business cards printed on offset press, the printer has advised our admin clerk that the cards will be printed 32 up on a sheet with each position yielding 250 cards. So if <insert name here> wants 1000 cards that uses 4 positions and leaves 28 positions for everyone else, etc....

Over the course of a week (about 8 or 9 attempts) she has yet to submit to our printer a name & quantity list that logically satisfies the above setup. I had to step in and sort it out, but I still tried once or twice to explain it to her and she just doesn't get it.

I couldn't help myself and I asked her the 80MPH question today, she answered "1 hour" right away, okay cool.

She also only does half days and leaves for home at 2:30 pm. So I asked "are you leaving at half past two today?", she replied "no, I'm leaving at 2:30"

LOL

Otherwise, she multitasks like no other and never misses a detail on anything.

Well, in fairness, she may be able to do it in one hour depending on the tires.