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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jan 23, 2018 11:09 am

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Tue Jan 23, 2018 11:32 am

hedge wrote:"Not that any of them wants a new coach"

Crotch isn't going to appreciate being ignored like this...


Exactly........ and eCat needs to read Rivals if he thinks NOBODY wants a new coach. Personally, I'm through with Swaggy Cal.

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Post by eCat » Tue Jan 23, 2018 12:17 pm

I am reading rivals.

No one wants a new coach because they realize there is no better replacement.

Of course there are a few folks out there thinking some NBA coach will come in and change things around - those same folks are the ones that think the Miller brothers would be good coaches here too.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Tue Jan 23, 2018 12:56 pm

Two years ago, Cal was poised to step into college hoops immortality with just the second unbeaten championship team and first with all freshmen. Then Kaminsky happened and K stepped over his corpse and collected the glory.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:19 pm

Harsh but fair...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Tue Jan 23, 2018 2:46 pm

It was like 98 for UNC when Utah happened and Tubby took our title

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Tue Jan 23, 2018 5:05 pm

Pfft, Tubby...
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Post by crotch » Tue Jan 23, 2018 5:45 pm

Tubby...... A- bench coach, C- recruiter

Calipari....C- bench coach, A- recruiter ( may have to later downgrade that to a B recruiter after this years whiffs ).

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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Jan 23, 2018 7:22 pm

Saint wrote:It was like 98 for UNC when Utah happened and Tubby took our title
Twenty years have elapsed, and I’m not completely over that loss.
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.

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Post by eCat » Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:20 pm

Saint wrote:Two years ago, Cal was poised to step into college hoops immortality with just the second unbeaten championship team and first with all freshmen. Then Kaminsky happened and K stepped over his corpse and collected the glory.

yea, he kind of fell apart after that game

Trae Young is the Johnny Manziel of College Basketball

Now lets watch Kentucky players nod their heads while Cal screams at them as they play Miss St.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:28 pm

None of your fucking teams are dealing with the sorriest fucking coaching job I've seen in my life. I like how broadcasters say shit like "Billy Kennedy has ushered in a new era of excellence in Aggieland." What horseshit. We actually really were pretty good before, and we've barely had fucking pulse for SEVEN fucking years since this cocksucker got here, and how he keeps managing to to turn the corner, build what looks good talented teams with good players, and then have it go to shit is incredible.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:30 pm

A&M kind of fell off a cliff here didn't they?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:35 pm

He needs to be shitcanned, and as much as I'm against ever doing that, it'd be fine with me to fire his ass right now during the season. It's obvious that we aren't even going to make the fucking tournament with probably close to the best roster overall we've ever had.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:36 pm

"and how he keeps managing to to turn the corner"

Was that "to to" a typo or was it a visual example of your spluttering rage?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:38 pm

So you're saying "40-0" was wild hyperbole?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:41 pm

ESPN was nice enough to put up a graphic how the top five teams that started the season are faring.

UK #5...Unranked


FUCK YOU ESPN
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:41 pm

then the announcer goes on a rant about the fans
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:45 pm

hedge wrote:So you're saying "40-0" was wild hyperbole?
Realistic expectation!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:46 pm

eCat wrote:ESPN was nice enough to put up a graphic how the top five teams that started the season are faring.

UK #5...Unranked


FUCK YOU ESPN
What about the top 5 from three weeks ago?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:47 pm

Hedge would be happy to know I tried Jersey Mike's for the first time in my life this week. Liked the cheesesteak so much I went back again
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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